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Song Parodies -> "Hella Scary Bride"

Original Song Title:

"Elderberry Wine"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Hella Scary Bride"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

.....the bride of frankenstein......
there's a guy full of sorrow
in need of a broad
wants a dear one, yes, he do
there's a trunk in the corner
it soon will look better
with head and some arms and legs, too

well, i can't help thinkin' she'll be divine
he'll have a wife in time
she'll be so pleasin'
sweet beyond reason
his hella scary bride

sewn up just fine
so sublime
his hella scary bride
work nights and days
she's sure to amaze
forget his lonely times
with corpses, severed
i'll stitch her together
and then she'll be his kind
with parts, i've wrought
she'll be so hot
his hella scary bride

i'll begin her this summer
and finish in fall
if it all goes accordin' to plan
ol' igor goes 'round
brings back stuff he has found
soon, the parts will be on hand

well, i can't help thinkin' she'll be divine
he'll have a wife in time
she'll be so pleasin'
sweet beyond reason
his hella scary bride

sewn up just fine
so sublime
his hella scary bride
work nights and days
she's sure to amaze
forget his lonely times
with corpses, severed
i'll stitch her together
and then she'll be his kind
with parts, i've wrought
she'll be so hot
his hella scary bride

hella scary bride
hella scary bride
hella scary bride


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Guy - January 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Abbra Cadaver! A modest electric charge and POOF! instant wife as well as instant HIT. This is simply fantastic, Alvin. A good campanion to the Bates Horror Show parodies. Must admit I was DKTOS on this but saw a very good Youtube rendition of it before I read this so I could fully appreciate it. The youtube link I used is:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=21NCH2sPlhc

It even shows a "trunk" in the video. I'd advise anyone reading this to first see the youtube video if they DKTOS. And even if they KOS. Way high 5s on this one sir. WAY HIGH! Over the top.
2Eagle - January 05, 2008 - Report this comment
You're all set for next Hallowe'en.
alvin - January 05, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks guy....yep, ' there's a trunk in the corner ' is a line from the OS....thanks 2eagle...every day is halloween in my household
Peregrin - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Hi Alvin, long time :) Enjoyed this one, and also picked up on the unchanged trunk line, but thought it added to the appeal!
alvin - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks peregrin...happy new year
Meriadoc - January 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Great OS - great parody.
alvin - January 10, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks merry

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