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Song Parodies -> "The Bitch is Whack"

Original Song Title:

"The Bitch is Back"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"The Bitch is Whack"

Parody Written by:

Joe Haynes

The Lyrics

Who knew Elton John would be so pertinent in the 2000's?
Voted for the war in 2003
Attack Saddam for WMD
Times are changing, I’m a whore in fact
Obama’s never gonna win against this bitch, I’m whack. Oh, oh, oh.

Screeching to the masses Friday nights
Claiming they have health care rights
I don’t tell them whose gonna pay for it
As long it’s not me I don’t give a s**t. Oh, oh, oh.

Oh the bitch, oh the bitch, oh the bitch is whack
Jack up our taxes as a matter of fact
I’m a bitch, I’m a bitch and it’s you that I’ll screw
Just wait til you see the things that I’ll do, Oh, oh, oh.

I’ll use Bill for all of my advice
Sell our secrets for the right price
He likes bimbos, my God, he’s whack
He’ll be full of nasty habits if the bitch is backed
Oh, oh, oh.

Oh the bitch, oh the bitch, oh the bitch is whack
Dodged Whitewater as a matter of fact
She will bury this country is so much debt
If you think Bill was bad, he’s just a cadet. Oh, oh, oh.

[Instrumental]

Oh the bitch, oh the bitch, oh the bitch is whack
Jack up our taxes as a matter of fact
I’m a bitch, I’m a bitch and it’s you that I’ll screw
Just wait til you see the things that I’ll do, Oh, oh, oh.

Bitch, bitch, the bitch is whack…

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Tommy Turtle - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Ya left out Vince Foster... I think it's fine for her to give every baby $5000.00, so long as the rest of us don't have to pay for it. You, however, being not among her favored special-interest groups, get only $555.
Follow-up idea - October 23, 2007 - Report this comment
"Paint it black" (Stones) = same title
Michael Pacholek - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
It always comes down to taxes with you people, doesn't it? Go ahead, force my son into the army through the backdoor draft of it being the only way he can get decent pay and health insurance, and then send him to fight, kill and die for Bush's ego... but don't raise my taxes! And it wasn't a very good parody, either.
Roland Jarvis - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I would rather pay a high tax instead of going bankrupt after one accident. You seem to forget that we can hold the government easily accountable but we can't hold those who profit off the sick (insurance companies) just as easy.
Joe Haynes - November 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Roland- Yes the government should be accountable but only for those things is has the LEGAL authority to be involved in. Healthcare is not one of them. Get rid of excessive regulation, return our tax money to us and we will be able to afford our own care. Remember: Your body, your responsibility.

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