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Song Parodies -> "Crocodile Man"

Original Song Title:

"Crocodile Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Crocodile Man"

The Lyrics

A tribute to the late - and quite fearless - Steve Irwin, crocodile hunter. Hopefully he's up there somewhere tracking down celestial crocodiles.
We remember croc hunting man
How Steve Irwin thought it so grand
Poking crocs and pulling tails
Was without all fear
Where some others might wail

And he never topped the thrills he got
When doing that thing he called hunting crocs
While the beastie-phobes went running round the block
He got pointy sticks and jumped to safety on rocks

Well, Croc Hunter, the man could shock us
But then Steve feared no evil
I never heard of a braver man
I don't think I ever will

Oh, when he saw the crocodiles
He sailed on swamps for many miles
Steve Irwin - he loved creatures on earth

Steve
Hunting angel crocs
Hunting angel crocs
Hunting angel crocs

A year past two thousand and five
We cannot believe it - the croc hunter's died
Hours of TV - channel Discovery
And we hope that crocodiles remember Steve

Never dampened all the fear we got
Watching Steve Irwin stalking those crocs
Running fast to keep himself safe
We're really shocked the Crocodile Hunter's passed

Well, Croc Hunter, the man could shock us
I think Steve feared no evil
I never saw such a daring man
And I doubt I ever will

So when he saw big crocodiles
He travelled oh so many miles
Steve Irwin - he loved creatures on earth

Steve
Hunting angel crocs
Hunting angel crocs
Hunting angel crocs

We remember croc hunting man
Mr. Irwin - he had such plans
Poking crocs and pulling tails
Was without all fear
Where some others might wail

Could he ever top the thrills he got
When round the world went out hunting the crocs?
While the wimpy ones went running round the block
He got pointy sticks and jumped to safety on rocks

Well, Croc Hunter, the man could shock us
But then Steve feared no evil
I never heard of a braver man
I don't think I ever will

Oh, when he saw the crocodiles
He sailed on swamps for many miles
Steve Irwin - he loved creatures on earth

Steve
Hunting angel crocs
Hunting angel crocs
Hunting angel crocs

Steve
Hunting angel crocs
Hunting angel crocs
Hunting angel crocs

Steve
Hunting angel crocs
Hunting angel crocs
Hunting angel crocs

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Jason - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Well written and a good tribute to Steve Irwin
Spoof-Man - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Really good!!! I proud of ya Lucy Branston's Great-Granddaughter !!!!
John Barry - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Enthusiastic tribute to an enthusiastic guy.
Stephen Harrington - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't know the song very well, but I can trust your pacing. 5s for a good tribute.
TJC - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Very well done, fiting tribute... based on the few times I saw his show he was lucky to make it this far!
Lucy Branston's Great-Granddaughter - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks everybody. For some reason, this song just came to me shortly after I heard about him, and I couldn't think of any song that suited him better.
Ann Hammond - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Great tribute and you picked the right song to go with it.

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