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Song Parodies -> "Beaver"

Original Song Title:

"Levon"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Beaver"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

beaver wears his weird name like a crown
they named their child 'theo'
but he hates the name
and he worries that the kids in school would clown

beaver...
beaver likes his buddies
they play a lot each day
spend the days, goofin'
in the backyard
in amusing ways

he was forged
a toddler to a teen
and we watched the way
that he grew in time
and warmth was spread
as his tale was spun
ward and june cleaver love their son
always

and he shall be beaver
though he'll soon be a grown man
and he shall be beaver
though he's 'theo' in his family's plan...woo !
and he shall be beaver
and be known through the whole land
he...shall..be ...beaver

beaver's sent up to his room and frowns
his parent's patience dies
beaver..blows up and runs away
slips off the porch...zing ! ...then off he flies

but beaver...is tracked down by the cleavers
at whitey's house, they find
and pretty soon, they come hailing
and beaver...
beaver learns to mind

he was forged
a toddler to a teen
and we watched the way
that he grew in time
and warmth was spread
as his tale was spun
ward and june cleaver love their son
always

and he shall be beaver
though he'll soon be a grown man
and he shall be beaver
though he's 'theo' in his family's plan...woo !
and he shall be beaver
and be known through the whole land
he...shall..be ...beaver

and he shall be beaver............

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Ravyn Rant - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Too. Darned. Cute. Love the bit about Ward and June tracking the Beave to Whitey's house: "...And Beaver...Beaver learns to mind". Thanks for the giggle, it was much needed! 555
TJC - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Nostalgic and funny!... and if we're casting here, you'd definitely star as the Ken Osmond/Eddie Haskell of AmIRight ! (best fit, seeing as how Barbara Billingsley, Hugh Beaumont, Tony Dow, and Jerry Mathers just never had your acerbic wit!)
AFW - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Three verys...informative, entertaining, and humorous
alvin rhodes - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks ravyn TJC and AFW
Stuart McArthur - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
ah, I always loved that c..beaver! - 555
Meriadoc - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I was almost afraid to read this one - heh heh...
alvin rhodes - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks stuart and merry
Xanaduke - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Ward, aren't you being a little hard on the Beaver? Excellent job! Imagine Taylor Hicks singing this on American Idol which makes it even funnier.

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