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Song Parodies -> "Ass-Hat That's In The White House"

Original Song Title:

"Madman Across the Water"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Ass-Hat That's In The White House"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Yeah, this is pretty much what I really think...
[instrumental intro]

I can see very well
That our chances for peace have been badly trashed
Yes, I can see that very well

It's no joke that Iraq now is a Hell
A Hellish place with our soldier's far from home
It's absurd and it makes my anger grow

Put a fool in the White House, now we pay
When he's gone someone else will clean up the place
It's why his follies don't amuse me; cause dismay
His foolish actions push us further towards decay

Listen to him speak; he's so inane
He's set us on a course I
Fear will cause great pain

His reckless actions put folks in their tomb
He breaks our Laws and acts like a buffoon
His idiotic policies are disasters
Our Country limps from this Ass-Hat that's in the White House

[instrumental break]

What we see's not too swell
Not a joke that these freaks use a torture rack
The whole world sees it all too well

Think this bloke should be rotting in a cell
Instead he'll ride to his ranch in a big limo
While still more folks die to prop up his ego
The ground will be filled up with folks who deserve more

When Soldier's come back sick
Will they be aided?
Or just be left to wander the streets
And called "Whiner's and faker's?"

Will someone act to end this nightmare soon?
Enforce the Laws and reign in this buffoon
The ignorance he flaunts; no cause for laughs, Sir
It makes me wince that this Ass-Hat is in the White House

[instrumentals out to end]

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alvin rhodes - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
5s for the word "ass-hat" alone....nice bit o' bashin'
Paul Robinson - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, it's amazing the language you pick up at work...but I really like the ring of that expression...lol ~ ~ ~
Red Ant - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Yep, 5s alone for "Ass-Hat". I did read the parody though; well said and well-written, Paul.
Paul Robinson - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red...appreciate your comment.
Michael Pacholek - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm not sure how I think about this one... Yeah I am, I love it!
Fitu Petaia - September 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I liked it as well. very very well done!
Paul Robinson - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Michael...Thank you, Fitu ~ ~ ~
Robert J. Pagliaro - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah, another Commie (or are we fascists now?) undermining the fascist regime's war efforts. Don't you people understand that you are aiding the terrorists and trying to hide under the First Amendment? I'll bet that your state allows vibrators and other sex toys, doesn't it? You're probably anti-gun too, right? Nice job. bob (BTW, you know you're old when you can remember that album when it came out.)
Paul Robinson - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Bob ~ ~ ~

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