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Song Parodies -> "Trident Gum(Chew it For a Long, Long Time)"

Original Song Title:

"Rocket Man(I Think It's Gonna Be a Long, Long Time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Trident Gum(Chew it For a Long, Long Time)"

Parody Written by:

Anny

The Lyrics

Remember that Trident gum commercial from the early-mid-90s where this guy and a girl were in the coin laundry washing their clothes and they were chewing gum, and Rocket Man was playing in the background? This is a tribute to the greatest gum ever--Trident :) This parody is comparing Trident and it's amazing taste to other crappy gum that loses it's taste fast. Hope you enjoy it :)
She chewed that gum day, night, in light
In the flowers, nine am
And she's gonna be high on the mint by then
I chewed other gum so much it lost its life
It's lovely in it's taste
On such a timeless bite

And I think I'm gonna chew a long, long time
Til bliss-time brings me 'round again to bite
It's better taste than I had at home
Oh no no no I love Trident gum
Trident gum taste to outer space and beyond

Some ain't the kind of taste to tease your 'buds
In fact it's dull as hell
And there's no other way to taste them if you did
And all the other gums I don't comprehend
Why's it so bad all times of week?
A Trident gum, A Trident

And I think I'm gonna chew a long, long time
Til bliss-time brings me round again to bite
Its better taste than I had at home
Oh no no no, I love Trident gum
Trident gum taste to outer space and beyond

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 4

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Jason - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Looks like The Mr 1 has struck again on poor Anny :-( Never mind, not a bad parody. I give 4-4-4
Anny - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Jason :D
sasazuka - April 18, 2017 - Report this comment
I'm about 90% sure it was an Extra commercial, not Trident. Also the girl was model Maura Peters, who was on Baywatch for a while.

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