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Song Parodies -> "Sucky Bat"

Original Song Title:

"Honky Cat"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Sucky Bat"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

when i looked back
boy, i know i'd been seen
flappin' with effront'ry
fixin' to get mean
so i started dancin'
tryin' to zig and wind
until i saw this awful sight
i thought bats were kind

i said..get back...sucky bat
never get fat on my blood
well i'll...swat your face
for my...poor neck's sake
and oh-oh-oh-oh
you chase me and i'll fix ya good

you better get back..sucky bat
vicious and unpretty as a sewer rat
he's like tryin' to grab hold of this...hair of mine
its like...startin' to get risky
cause he's wantin' to dine

well, i threw some hooks
and i threw a tangerine
he flew up...high, all crazy
then he..shrieked and screamed
i'd hoped he'd...go back home
well, guess he had me fooled
i said...believe he's now bored
this concludes our duel

i said..get back...sucky bat
never get fat on my blood
well i'll...swat your face
for my...poor neck's sake
and oh-oh-oh-oh
you chase me and i'll fix ya good

you better get back..sucky bat
vicious and unpretty as a sewer rat
he's like tryin' to grab hold of this...hair of mine
its like...startin' to get risky
cause he's wantin' to dine

now, this cave's my home
boy, i'm hangin' from my arms
livin' as a vampire, boy
i wanna eat some hearts
and here i must stay
where the sun don't glow
how can i stop
when the blood must flow

i said..get back...sucky bat
never get fat on my blood
well i'll...swat your face
for my...poor neck's sake
and oh-oh-oh-oh
you chase me and i'll fix ya good

you better get back..sucky bat
vicious and unpretty as a sewer rat
he's like tryin' to grab hold of this...hair of mine
its like...startin' to get risky
cause he's wantin' to dine

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John Barry - June 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Holy fives, batman!
Michael Pacholek - June 15, 2006 - Report this comment
You joker, you. Five batarangs.
alvin rhodes - June 15, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks john and michael
Anny - June 15, 2006 - Report this comment
LMAO! Great one! I like the "I threw some hooks and I threw a tangerine" line. Nice job.
Red Ant - June 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Kudos on using "sucky". Bats = rats with wings. I like them though; one of my childhood games was throwing a balled up pair of socks in the air and watching the bats dive at it. Sad, I know....
AFW - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Did I like this parody? You bat!
alvin rhodes - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks anny red ant and AFW

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