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Song Parodies -> "Your Pong"

Original Song Title:

"Your Song"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Your Pong"

Parody Written by:

NoNosedDog

The Lyrics

A tribute to a mate - you know who you are!I know 'exclusive gaseousness' doesn't QUITE scan, but I think its funny and I challenge anyone to get those two words in anywhere that does scan!
You might get a sore tummy,
If you keep it inside,
You've just got to let it out,
It's not easy to hide,
I've no high smell threshold, but
Boy if I did,
I'd enjoy it no doubt and
Plaudits I'd give.

If I were a connoisseur,
But then again, no,
Or a man who rates flatulence
In a weird kind of show,
When your cloth you touch,
Turtle head poking through,
Your gift is your pong and
It smells like poo.

And you can tell everybody,
This is your pong,
It may be disgusting but
Now that it's done,
I hope you don't mind,
I hope you don't mind,
You might think its absurd,
But your volume and resonance
Are the best that I've heard.

My hat's of - the truth
Is that you are the boss,
Though some of your worst ones
Get me quite cross,
But with this one you're quite kind,
Its the perfect pong,
But I'd question its exclusive gaseousness,
'Cos it went on too long.

So excuse me for guessing,
But its hard not to do,
But please check out your bottom,
For sign of 'follow-through',
Anyway the thing is,
What I really mean,
After dropping one like that,
Do you require Vaseline?

And you can tell everybody,
This is your pong,
It may be disgusting but
Now that it's done,
I hope you don't mind,
I hope you don't mind,
You might think its absurd,
But your volume and resonance
Are the best that I've heard.

Your volume and resonance
Are the best that I've heard.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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LucidLupin LeeBee - March 10, 2006 - Report this comment
5's - not bad! Had to check this out as Ive parodied same song with same parody title tinyurl.com/pdz4c Smelly people have friends too! :)

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