Song Parodies -> Bennies Make Ya Sweat

Original Song Title:

"Bennie And The Jets"

Original Performer:

Elton John

  
Parody Song Title:

"Bennies Make Ya Sweat"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

young kids...shake and groove together
they must be takin' something
cause they weigh less than a feather
they're gonna stay up through the night and...bounce around
they're revvin' like electric motors...and they can't calm down

like candy, they're poppin'...they ain't come down yet
oh...but they're so amped out
b-b-b-bennies make ya sweat
oh you feel weird...and so powerful
those bennies make ya razor keen
it gives your brain a goose...but don't abuse
or else you're gonna need some thorazine...whoa oh !
b-b-b-bennies make ya sweat

young kids...provin' their unsquareness
parents ain't minded...cause bennies make 'em care less
will they survive ?...will addiction be too strong ?
will they end up livin' out on the streets
or do what's right and move on ?

like candy, they're poppin'...they ain't come down yet
oh...but they're so amped out
b-b-b-bennies make ya sweat
oh you feel weird...and so powerful
those bennies make ya razor keen
it gives your brain a goose...but don't abuse
or else you're gonna need some thorazine...whoa oh !
b-b-b-bennies make ya sweat

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Red Ant - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Hopefully they will "do what's right and move on". 555
Michael Pacholek - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment
DuethisisthebestfreakinparodyIeverseenitreallyrocksyaknowwhatImean?
John Barry - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment
5s. Now how about one about the Pope's footwear: "Bennie's Shoes are Red"
Rex - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Very well done. 555 quaaludes for you.
AFW - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't know much about Bennies...but like they say, creativity is one percent inspiration, and ninety nine percent perspiration...good sweating, here..fives
Rick - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, dude, that was f***in' awesome, man! Do you really know Sir Elton John? Here's five threes or whatever.
Michael Pacholek - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
What I typed should have been "Dude this is..." not "Due..."
alvin rhodes - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks red ant michael john rex AFW and rick
Peregrin - May 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey Alvin ! Just found this :) Good one ! Wonder how I came across it, heh heh... ?

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