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Song Parodies -> "Goodbye Democrat Fools"

Original Song Title:

"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Goodbye Democrat Fools"

Parody Written by:

Linda Terhune

The Lyrics

Cheers to the left and their internally and externally separating party of the century, (or more!) This parody is my own special recognition – my tribute - to all demoncrats! So, "here's to" their ever so enchanting, yet envious and hostility filled, lead herders and of course, a special kudos to all of their exceptionally odious and terribly oblivious herd of sheep...
When you gunna calm down?
When will ya drop the pride?
Been a year since you lost
Is the ego still locked up inside?

You know you can't whine on forever
No one's looking up to you
And even the people who don't have a penny
Have goals that they will not end up - like you u u (get a friggin clue, you u u)

Goodbye, you'll never 'gain rule
Dogs in your society plow
You can't win it with your hate card
You'd think you'd learn that by now

Remember your guy who howled on TV
Remember your lead man snowed
Oh you'd think you would find a more civil demise
Along your foul loser's road (such a nasty road, ro-o-ad)

What do you think your proven
You evil is noting new
You mongrels tax every red cent you can squeeze out
Cuz that's the easy thing to do

Maybe you'll get a real platform
There's real issues out there I swear
Issues we pay you to work on
But no we have to listen - to you whine (all all all the time – whi i ine)

Say goodbye demoncrat fools
So sick of wasting taxes on you
You don't do nothing to earn it
Thinking who's next you can screw

Backing your country, you can't even do
5 years you're lacking we road
Oh and why not earn some of that pay we send you
And kill that drama queen mode (oh ya partisan toads, mode o ode)

Tribute To Elton John

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Michael Pacholek - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
"Tribute to Elton John." Elton thinks differently. And, as he would say, so would any Democrat say: "I can bitch, I can bitch, 'cause I'm better than you!" And that still refers to your writing ability as well.
Linda - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek -- I actually was expecting that first comment to rhyme at the end, I think because of the song suggestion you used.
Linda - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Who are you and where did you put the real Michael Pacholek? --------------------------------------------------------by the way, --------------------- my brick road is much better than Michael's ------------------------who ever you are!
Lurker - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
It's always nice to see the truth in a parody. Keep up the good work, Linda.
'burb bubba - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
not a particularly interesting matching of words to thoughts to lyrics, what's the point here?
linda - November 20, 2005 - Report this comment
burb bubba - to totally bug you, burb bubba, that's the whole point! Lurker, thanks!!!
Tired - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
It would be really interesting if all of the partisan bickering on the comment page were limited to actual trains of thought that were developed by the commenter.

Do you (and this goes for all of you--both sides have been guilty) honestly think it's effective to paste "funny" email forwards, or partisan "news" commentaries into a comment? Do you feel like you've hit a home run when you throw down something that someone else has written/said?

Perhaps the site's plagiarism rules only apply to actual parodies, but taking up a 3rd of the comment page with things that I could find and read elsewhere (and have) is more than tiresome.
Too bad - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Then "change the channel" - this is a parody site and with it come political parodies (developed actual trains of thought). As such, it is an example of the Free Speech that the right-wingers want to take away (you). If you don't like it, don't read it - but don't come here to censor. Friend of the First Amendment
Tired - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I have nothing against the political parodies, nor did I ask for any comments to be censored. I was exercising my first amendment rights and stating my own opinion.

You can post other people's opinions until you're blue in the face, and I won't care. My point is that a fresh argument is always going to be stronger than a recycled argument.
Too bad - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Repetition is the key to learning - the right-wing's repetitive lies must be overcome by repeating, over and over, the truth. You did use "limit" in your post which gives the connotation of "censoring". We do, however, appreciate your exercising your First Amendment rights - we wouldn't want the ultra-right-wing to take away anymore of the First Amendment than they have already.
Tired - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
All I said was that it would be interesting if comments were so limited. I would find it more interesting, anyway. I would never presume to think that everyone would agree with me. Perhaps you are used to constantly anticipating censorship, and therefore jumped to that conclusion.
Too bad - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Or, perhaps you meant one thing and said another. Your words: "It would be really interesting if all of the partisan bickering on the comment page were limited to actual trains of thought that were developed by the commenter. " With the erosion of several American Rights by the right-wing, it has become increasingly important that we stop any further decay before it happens.
Spaff.com - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm with "Tired" on this. I don't think Chucky intended Amiright to become a repository of stuff copied from elsewhere on the web. I remember seeing a comment from him stating that comments consisting of copied/pasted text will be deleted. That's wise editorial policy, not suppression of speech.
carol - December 04, 2005 - Report this comment
more nasty dribble 211
Linda - March 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh Carol, do tell! What would you call that pile of crud you have been writing, good? LOL! What do you call those horrible anti-right wing songs you have been lusting over with all you heart, (or just lusting after the authors and trying to manipulate your way into their hearts)? Good? LOL! Hardly! I said it before and I will say it again EVEN IF YOU ARE IN TOTAL DENIAL, you are the biggest hypocrite on this entire web site! You are a walking billboard for double standards and your writing sucks too - as it has nothing but a repetitive juvenile vocabulary. So again, spare me and save your time - I don't care what you have to say... good comments, bad comments, you are a grand manipulator and it looks like that won't change anytime in your lifetime. Poof, be gone!
Linda - March 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Too Bad - could you be anymore of a drama queeny than you are? Never mind your misguided information presented to your shallow mind by a more than desperate party, but really, yawns.
carol - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
linda--use your mouth for something really useful like sucking on a big one.
Linda - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Goodness --- again, Carol makes yet ANOTHER visit to yet another song --- and returns and returns ----- (she secretly loves me and my songs!) ---------- Anything new on this post that is NOT ABOUT THE SONG/PARODY??? (wow, what a surprise, he coming in and posting to her own drummer, not commenting on the song, which would leave her looking MORE stupid than she already does!) -------- lets review, LUCY - CAROL SAILOR MOUTH, what have you to say this wonderous day? ----- --- --- --- -- --- CAROL SAYS, (on a special visit to this song -- -- -- 4 months after her last silly comment was posted ------ hmmm... ------- see, obsessed ----------- this time, sailor lucy/carol says to use my mouth for something really useful AGAIN!!!!! She says that a lot too, but it vaires at least from one GUTTER NASTY SAILOR MOUTH use to the next GUTTER NASTY SAILOR MOUTH post!!! This time she wants me to use it to suck on a big one, (as opposed to a small one I assume)....... hmmm ....... mainly she wants me to die laughing, use my mouth for things SHE THINKS are useful.......... (her opinions of useful acts are strange, telling and pretty much keeping with her NON=Parody little class-less-attacks)... I.E., YUCKIESSS, she's just GROSS & like a man more and more with her nasty arse self!!!! What a huge contrast from Ms. Sweet Innocent Victim "lady" ----- you are the riot, sailor mouth lucy ----- but I have no clue why you advertise your lacking of taste, class, style and that you were raised in some rat infested gutter some place.......... but more power to you if this gets you through the day............. bash on.......... at least you do not know how totally icky you are or transparent in your dishonesty ... -- -- -- -- denial I suppose has it's rewards for you at least --- --- -- - - - your reward seems to be that w/your denial you don't ever have to suffer embarrassment ........ you know ......... from stuff like showing off your talents as a low life mouth piece for the scum of the week contests ... ... ... ... you don't have to know others know you sound like trailer trash ...... .. ... .. .... or perhaps a hard core trucker ------ who ------- "dunt no n ee bestr then ta uz dat ron chee pot ee mow th n pub lick wer peep als wil reed et n din no hou lo lif uz reel ee iz"
carol - June 09, 2006 - Report this comment
loony linda the psycho bitch I hope that drives you a little crazier than you already are.
Ashkicksass - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Linda, I couldn't help but notice that you've parodied several Elton John songs, and at least one Queen song. I'm not sure if you're aware of it, but both Elton John and Freddie Mercury are homosexual. I really don't think you should be supporting their obscene lifestyles by using their music to parody. Just thought you should know.

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