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Song Parodies -> "Spaniels"

Original Song Title:

"Daniel"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Spaniels"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

spaniels will turn your hair white when you train
you should see that big boy fight...headin' for spayin'
oh and...i thought that spaniels were a good buy
god, i hate those spaniels
damn evil hounds in my eye

they say dogs are pretty..mine's pretty damn mean
those spaniels ruin the whole place...cause they're always peein'
oh...and i should know...cause i clean it up
lord, i hate spaniels
oh...i hate them...so much

spaniels, i'd smother
but they're...bigger than me
and they would cause me pain
and leave scars, slow to heal
but if they died
i'd be so glad inside
spaniels...should be barred
and erased far and wide

spaniels are locked up tonight..on a chain
i don't want to suffer bites
i don't like pain
oh, and...i thought that spaniels were a good buy
god, i hate these spaniels
damn evil hounds in my eye
oh god...i hate these spaniels
damn evil hounds in my eye

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John Barry - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Fetch some fives.
Paul Robinson - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Man, I LOVE this one, alvin..."spaniels, i'd smother..." just absolutely busted me up...I was HOWLING like a canine...and speaking of 'nines'...uhh...the most I can give you is 'fives'...
Rick C - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
hyuk, hyuk. good one :-) 555
alvin rhodes - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks john paul and rick
AFW - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Whee doggies!...as Jedd C. used to say...good doggy parody..
alvin rhodes - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks AFW
Johnny D - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
BRILLIANT rhyming of parody-syllables to the corresponding original-song-syllables! For example, "headin' for spayin' oh and" ... great work, alvin! 5s
carol - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
three 5's and a big juicy dog bone
Yet Another Dutchman - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, Alvin. The idea of someone being smaller than a spaniel, by itself, is hilarious. Maybe leprechauns and gnomes should reconsider before they take in a pet larger than a hamster.
alvin rhodes - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks johnny carol and dutchman
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Barking mad and brilliant Alvin! 555
Michael Pacholek - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
A breed with a checkered past. Nix on anyone who doesn't give this a five.

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