Song Parodies -> Granules
| Original Song Title: | "Daniel" |
| Original Performer: | Elton John |
| Parody Song Title: | "Granules" |
| Parody Written by: | LucidLupin LeeBee |
A gardening song....................
Granules are spread out all round the frame
I can see the big fat slugs as it starts to rain
Oh and I scatter granules out through the sky
God I need these granules, so many slugs before my eyes
They say slugs are shifty though I've never seen
The granules tub says place them wherever they've been
Oh & they should know, cos gardening is tough
Lord I need granules, I miss my cabbages so much
Oh granules for slugs, you are just what I need
When they're out in the rain, turn my veg to a meal
My plants have died, the slugs get more than I
Granules you're a chance for my veg not to die
Granules are spread out all round the frame
I can see the big fat slugs as it starts to rain
Oh and I scatter granules out through the sky
God I need these granules, so many slugs before my eyes
Oh God I need these granules, so many slugs before my eyes
repeat...
I can see the big fat slugs as it starts to rain
Oh and I scatter granules out through the sky
God I need these granules, so many slugs before my eyes
They say slugs are shifty though I've never seen
The granules tub says place them wherever they've been
Oh & they should know, cos gardening is tough
Lord I need granules, I miss my cabbages so much
Oh granules for slugs, you are just what I need
When they're out in the rain, turn my veg to a meal
My plants have died, the slugs get more than I
Granules you're a chance for my veg not to die
Granules are spread out all round the frame
I can see the big fat slugs as it starts to rain
Oh and I scatter granules out through the sky
God I need these granules, so many slugs before my eyes
Oh God I need these granules, so many slugs before my eyes
repeat...
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delightfully goofy...5s
Thanks Alvin ;-) x
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