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Song Parodies -> "Fox News Channel"

Original Song Title:

"Philadelphia Freedom"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Fox News Channel"

Parody Written by:

Darrell

The Lyrics

If someone e@mails this to every employee of this "news" channel, I will personally make you sandwiches for life. I worked hard on this to make it work, so please offer constructive critcism!(Lyrics in parentheses indicate additional backing vocals, as I'm basing this off his One Night Only DVD)
I ain't no broadcaster
You know if the cause is right
They'd scream like a sick goat
There used to be a press working for someone
But the times have changed
The more they say the less good is done

'Cause I really think that Fox News is dumb,
Cavuato, Snow, and Hannity make me gag
Fox News Channel should be sent to the can(Oh yeah!)
There's something about O'Reilly, I've never liked

Oh Fox News Channel go away, I hate you
Go away before we run you out of town,
Sign off now, just sign off now
Please sign off now, sign off right now,
Fox News Channel, you're a disgrace, yes you are

If you choose to continue to support neo-Cons alone,
Some people'll choose MSNBC.(Choose MSNBC)
Some others will choose the good old network news.(Some will choose the good old network news)
I like seeing a journalist without political ties(without political ties)
And the dangers of jingoism will zap you,
Right between the eyes

'Cause I really think Fox News Channel is dumb yeah,
Cavuato, Snow, and Hannity make me gag
Fox News Channel should be sent to the can(Oh yeah!)
There's something about O'Reilly, I've never liked

Oh Fox News Channel go away, I hate you
Go away before we run you out of town
Sign off now, just sign off now
Please sign off now, sign off right now,
Fox News Channel, you're a disgrace, yes you are

(Repeat until fade...)
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Michael Pacholek - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
This wasn't very good, but I don't care. I agree with it 100 percent. And by a wacky coincidence, what's the number of the channel Fox is on in my area? 5!

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