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Song Parodies -> "Peter Pan"

Original Song Title:

"Rocket Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Peter Pan"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

He broke in my place last night
With tights
Windows shut, still broke in
And I'm going to get hiiiiiiigh
On pixie dust again
I miss my porn so much I miss a life
It's boring in this place
To watch all these young-ens fight...

And I think it's going to be a long long time
Till we take down that Hooked On Pirates guy
I'm just a man who wants to be back home
But no, no, no I'm with Peter Pan
Peter Pan flirting with Wendy he makes her 'crow'

And I think it's going to be a long long time
Till the lost boys mature and hit purber-ty
I'm not a man watching the tube at home
Oh no, no, no I'm with Peter Pan
Peter Pan! Pirates have the booze down here I know

Swords ain't the kind of thing to give these kids
As fact see Tinker Bell
And normally this kinda thing the law forbids
Adult defiance I don't understand
I'm just kid-napped by this freak
The Peter Paaaaaaaaaan, The Peter Pan

And I think it's going to be a long long time
Till Peter Pan turns out to be a guy
I'm not a man drinking beer at home
Oh no, no, no I'm with Peter Pan
Peter Pan pimping out his forest with a thrown

And I think it's going to be a short short time
Till Hollywood brings around yet another kind
I'm not the man sleeping in at home
Oh no, no, no I'm with Peter Pan
Peter Pan renting Neverland for Mike to loan

And I think it's going to be a long long time
And I think it's going to be a long long time
And I think it's going to be a long long time
And I think it's going to be a long long time
And I think it's going to be a long long time

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 12

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Royce Miller - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
fine parody
John Barry - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I can't pan this. 5s
Rick C - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Fives on the Peter meter.
Dee Range - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Good stuff, Matthias. 5's
M-Dawg - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I got to give you 5's just cuz you mentioned MJ ! 555
Agrimorfee - October 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) This one confused me...I can't tell if the singer is a Lost Boy, or one of MJ's victims, or what is going on. It didn't gel for me. Sorry.
Adagio - October 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good one!
Red Ant - October 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(P) Not having seen Peter Pan in a while much of this is lost on me and I am about as confused as Agrimorfee too.
stuart mcarthur - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) 555 for the briliant idea
Johnny D - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) This parody has just enough of the Unintentional Salvador Dali in it to appeal to me.
Kristof Robertson - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) I wasn't too hung up on the story flow, Matthias...I created my own mental pictures with your lyrics. I do that alot. 555
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni0 - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Nice double-entendre theme.
Rick C - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Good parody. 555
Phil Alexander - October 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent..
Arwen - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--nice work...=)
Jeff Reuben - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC: Well done!

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