He broke in my place last night
With tights
Windows shut, still broke in
And I'm going to get hiiiiiiigh
On pixie dust again
I miss my porn so much I miss a life
It's boring in this place
To watch all these young-ens fight...

And I think it's going to be a long long time
Till we take down that Hooked On Pirates guy
I'm just a man who wants to be back home
But no, no, no I'm with Peter Pan
Peter Pan flirting with Wendy he makes her 'crow'

And I think it's going to be a long long time
Till the lost boys mature and hit purber-ty
I'm not a man watching the tube at home
Oh no, no, no I'm with Peter Pan
Peter Pan! Pirates have the booze down here I know

Swords ain't the kind of thing to give these kids
As fact see Tinker Bell
And normally this kinda thing the law forbids
Adult defiance I don't understand
I'm just kid-napped by this freak
The Peter Paaaaaaaaaan, The Peter Pan

And I think it's going to be a long long time
Till Peter Pan turns out to be a guy
I'm not a man drinking beer at home
Oh no, no, no I'm with Peter Pan
Peter Pan pimping out his forest with a thrown

And I think it's going to be a short short time
Till Hollywood brings around yet another kind
I'm not the man sleeping in at home
Oh no, no, no I'm with Peter Pan
Peter Pan renting Neverland for Mike to loan

And I think it's going to be a long long time
And I think it's going to be a long long time
And I think it's going to be a long long time
And I think it's going to be a long long time
And I think it's going to be a long long time