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Song Parodies -> "Scott's Song"

Original Song Title:

"Your Song"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Scott's Song"

Parody Written by:

Mike Armstrong

The Lyrics

Infamous athletic "Scotts" are immortalized in this song. They filled us with high hopes and left us with hanging heads.1) Scott Haskin - 93 lottery pick of Indiana Pacers who spent career on the Injured List2) Scotty Thurman- a 3 point gunner for the 1994 national champion Arkansas Razorbacks that left school after his junior season.... and didn't get drafted.3) Scott Sharp- IRL driver who has always had a promising car for the Indianapolis 500, yet always seems to end up in the rear.4) Scott Norwood- Any Buffalo Bill fan remembers his "wide right field goal" against the New York Giants in the 1991 Super Bowl that would have won the game.* the commas are given for stanza breaks to show pacing
You were a star center, back in '93
The same draft that included, ole' Mike Peplowski
So you're a Beaver from, Oregon St.
Ole' Scott Haskin you were, supposed to be great.

It's a little bit funny, how you missed the draft
Now you're not playing, you were a, star Razorback
Don't have much money, cuz you, left school early
Didn't get drafted, now you're, in poverty.

And you can tell everybody, that this is your song
It's really quite funny how, you didn't last long
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind, I hope you are at peace
Your career is in tatters, you're playing in Greece.

It's a little bit funny, how you won the pole
But on the first turn you, put it into the wall
We all sat there laughing, aaaas, Sharp threw a fit
And then in 2000 his engine, decided to quit.

Now excuse me Scott Norwood for, souding contrite
You lost the Super Bowl when, it sailed wide right
Jim Kelly's no huddle was, clicking ya know
But your crummy right leg lost it, for Buffalo.

And you can tell everybody, this is your song
A kicker like you sure, doesn't belong
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind, Living in exile
You sure deserve it, you missed by a mile.

I hope you don't mind (X2) I hope you don't hate us lots
You gave us the ammo, for trashing the Scotts.

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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 31

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Brett Haskin - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Don't dis my uncle or i'll cast a spell on u.......
Jordan (Mike Armstrong) - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh please tell me you are serious and are actually Scott Haskin's nephew. I would love an autograph or something.

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