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Song Parodies -> "Pedophile Stalks"

Original Song Title:

"Crocodile Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Pedophile Stalks"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i remember he liked 'em young
jesus juicin' was so much fun
holdiin' hands and jumpin' bones
had a small boy bevy and a ranch of his own
i remember all the chills we got
hidin' out, while the pedophile stalks
with the other kids, we're makin' up his flock
we were droppin' and floppin' while the pedophile stalks

well...pedophile stalkin'...he kept us hoppin'
cause his hands would not keep still
we'd all been had when its beddy-time
we were forced against our will
oh...what a trauma...we knew such fright
when michael tucked us in at night
pedophile stalkin' ?...keep out of sight

with a check supplied...all the fuss has died
michael went and left us for some younger guys
late nights, lyin' with a fetchin' pre-teen
dreams of heavy pettin'...and without blue jeans
and i can't forget the chills we got
wakin' up while the pedophile stalks
we were smothered kids and watched around the clock
we were sobbin' and wobblin' as the pedophile stalks

well...pedophile stalkin'...he kept us hoppin'
cause his hands would not keep still
we'd all been had when its beddy-time
we were forced against our will
oh...what a trauma...we knew such fright
when michael tucked us in at night
pedophile stalkin' ?...keep out of sight


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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.4

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Rick Cormier - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin, great pacing, great lines! I wish this were one of mine....5's
Stuart McArthur - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
crikey - that is absolute pacing perfection - smooth as honey, seamless in fact - just rolled out like a red carpet - 555 - where is everyone else?? - oh, and the lyrics seemed effortless too - truly awesome!
Michael Jackson - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I didn't know I had an audience while I was "sleeping only" with my boy friends. I must protest you being in the same room with us, and just hope you were not on the prosecutors witness list.P.S. How old are you?555
alvin rhodes - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks rick stuart and "michael"
Johnny D - April 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Sickly brilliant and brilliantly sick.
alvin rhodes - April 10, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks johnny
SheDuKe - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
This one is my favorite. Nice work.

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