-> "Pedophile Stalks"
Original Song Title:
"Crocodile Rock"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Pedophile Stalks"
The Lyrics
i remember he liked 'em young
jesus juicin' was so much fun
holdiin' hands and jumpin' bones
had a small boy bevy and a ranch of his own
i remember all the chills we got
hidin' out, while the pedophile stalks
with the other kids, we're makin' up his flock
we were droppin' and floppin' while the pedophile stalks
well...pedophile stalkin'...he kept us hoppin'
cause his hands would not keep still
we'd all been had when its beddy-time
we were forced against our will
oh...what a trauma...we knew such fright
when michael tucked us in at night
pedophile stalkin' ?...keep out of sight
with a check supplied...all the fuss has died
michael went and left us for some younger guys
late nights, lyin' with a fetchin' pre-teen
dreams of heavy pettin'...and without blue jeans
and i can't forget the chills we got
wakin' up while the pedophile stalks
we were smothered kids and watched around the clock
we were sobbin' and wobblin' as the pedophile stalks
well...pedophile stalkin'...he kept us hoppin'
cause his hands would not keep still
we'd all been had when its beddy-time
we were forced against our will
oh...what a trauma...we knew such fright
when michael tucked us in at night
pedophile stalkin' ?...keep out of sight
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