-> "Swallow This Dump of Brown From Me"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Parody Song Title:
"Swallow This Dump of Brown From Me"
The Lyrics
I can't hold no more of this in me
And my sphincter seems to strain and stretch so wide
I've grown excited, so lie down there below me
Open up, for a mouthful of my shite
Too late, to stop my log from falling
Took off my pants, and strained to spray it right
Now you'll be fed, my faeces made of wet poo
Take a breath, and hold it while you bite my shite
Swallow this dump of brown from me
After I purge myself, I always wash it down with pee
I'll dump a steaming fragment of my shite, upon your teeth
Butt's oozing faecal things - swallow my bum's flowing brown from me
I grunt fine, oh my shite's romantic slime
Butt pees free grunts, and pees the spray I feel
Don't discard pee, just because poo tinkles steaming warm
But these grunts I have, they feed you a healthy meal
Swallow this dump of brown from me
It oozes down your throat, and overflows around your teeth
I'll grunt and squeeze this log down your food-pipe, so don't you breathe
Extruding faecal things - in your throat my log slides down, slowly
Swallow this dump of brown from me
After I purge myself, I always wash it down with pee
I'll dump a steaming fragment of my shite, upon your teeth
Butt's oozing faecal things - swallow my bum's flowing brown from me
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