No more liver cakes
Though I never ate them at all
A big disgrace for losing lunch
Forget stinky cheese balls
I whipped out a blob so green
It adds evil laugh to my brain
It sets me to a fury
But it wasn't very lame

And it seems to be very stinky
It is camping in my fridge
It was wooly ol' mammoth steak
With a smelly edge
And I would have liked to eat this steak
But I hardly taste it
It's camping for about a week
It tasted good,dimwit

Dinnertime was tough
The toughest night I ever spent
Collared greens and some asparagus
Tasted ugly now and then
Even when you're sick
Oh this soup still warming you
All the garlic we have there
Can be smelly but it's no longer crude

No more liver cakes
If a young man's really having dinner now
He eats this a wooly mammoth steak special
Even this steak is not made of moo cow