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Song Parodies -> "Cur Song"

Original Song Title:

"Your Song"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Cur Song"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

...for dog lovers everywhere
it's a little bit runny...and leaking outside
the red rocket rose...it can't...easily hide
they stay stop that, sonny...but boy, if i did
he'd whine and he'd pout, there...no will to live

and when i am done here...and once again...he blows
dog and lad...will have notions...of a...sweet afterglow
he grows at my touch...yes, this beast...always do
my grip on his dong and...'fore long, he's through

and you can tell by his body...that he's turned on
the trick is quite simple, but...when you get done
he'll think you're so kind...he'll think you're so kind
for the act, that occured
how wonderful life is...when he is unfurled

i seem so aloof...as i show him who's boss
then the room...fills with curses...my folks caught me...they're cross
spanked my buns a long time...told me it was wrong
not for people to do...get dogs so turned on

but excuse me forgetting...my dog i must do
my pooch is spoiled rotten...can't believe...how he grew
anyway...the act is...not meant to demean
its just for exercise...its not obscene

and you can tell by his body...that he's turned on
the trick is quite simple, but...when you get done
he'll think you're so kind...he'll think you're so kind
for the act, that occured
how wonderful life is..when he is unfurled

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Johnny D - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds like you and John Barry are both tuned into Channel K-9 today!
Olvan The Terrible - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Actually, the entire parody refers to a particular episode of "South Park" which I think is one of the funnier ones. Three fives for you.
John Barry - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
A different take on "caninity." Nice.
Dee Range - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Great take on animal husbandry.High 5's
Kristof Robertson - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Eeeuuurrrggghhhh!!!! Funny, though! 555
alvin rhodes - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks johnny, olvan, john dee and kristof...and yes the inspiration for this song did indeed come from a south park episode..
Stuart McArthur - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
and still illegal in many states, I believe - funny one alvin, 555
alvin rhodes - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks stuart
Peregrin - August 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Came here via the 'Random' feature, Alvin. One of your more...unusual...parodies! If you were still here I would suggest a follow up with a Stones song: "Gimme Sheltie"

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