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Song Parodies -> "Captured By Mean Pirates"

Original Song Title:

"Take Me To The Pilot"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Captured By Mean Pirates"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Ahoy & Avast, ye landlubbers!! Here be yet another Pirate parody for ye - although THIS time it be from the 'spective of a sorry soul who has been CAPTURED by the lyin', scurvy scum that Pirates such as these tend to be...
While out sailing at sea we were spied
and stalked by vicious Pirates
Pulled alongside our ship
Came onboard, and then threatened us with violence

Captain's glass eye stared at me
In deep sh*t, it's plain to see
Captured by the Pirates; real mean dudes
Captured by mean Pirates; now I'm screwed

Taken by mean Pirates
They appear deranged, sir
Quite obscene; these Pirates
I am in grave danger

Captured by the Pirates
Think I am in trouble
Captive of mean Pirates
‘bout to burst my bubble

~ ~ ~ Har-har-har, har-har-har, yo-ho-ho, har-de-har-har-har ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ Yo-ho-ho, har-har-har, yo-ho-ho, har-de-har-har-har ~ ~ ~

Well I'm old; not too bold
And I see - their captain is a madman
Then he scowled at me
“Yer a coward; ye be meeker than a woman”

Guess this guy is not “PC”
What will now become of me?
Steel blades of the Pirates; sharp and cold
Hope that God has mercy on my soul

Captured by these Pirates
They are really mean dudes
Cruel and obscene Pirates
Now I think I am screwed

Hostage of these Pirates
Lips begin to quiver
Terrified of Pirates
“Lillied” is my liver

~ ~ ~ Har-har-har, har-har-har, yo-ho-ho, har-de-har-har-har ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ Yo-ho-ho, har-har-har, yo-ho-ho, har-de-har-har-har ~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Repeat to Fade) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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alvin rhodes - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment
har har har indeed ! ...keep the pirate stuff comin'...i love it...5s
Paul Robinson - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment
and more "hars" and a few "yo-ho-ho, har-de-har's" back at ye, sir...I'm havin' me a whole lot o' fun writin' these, alvin...
John Barry - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Loved the "PC" verse.
Paul Robinson - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks, JB...that one tickled me innards, too...
Adagio - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but looking at the other votes, you had it paced good. Really good, Paul. 5's
MrMacphisto - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Keep this up, and you might get charged with piracy... 5,5,5
Paul Robinson - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Pat - Thanks...Macphisto - Or lunacy...Thanks!
Stuart McArthur - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment
loved "Guess this guy is not “PC”" - the PC ones are a lot better to deal with Paul - but, who am I talking to? - the Pirate king! - 555
Paul Robinson - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart...AND...I'm working on another possible "Pirate" parody...even though I would have to re-use an OS I just used recently it might be funny/good enough to be worth it...guess we will see...have to try and put together all the scribbing's I wrote on a piece of paper at home just before I left for work this morning and see what I really have got there....
Kristof Robertson - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry, Paul...I've plum ran out of pirate jokes..:-( 555
Paul Robinson - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Well shiver me timbers and salt me peter, sir...

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