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Song Parodies -> "Tony Danza"

Original Song Title:

"Tiny Dancer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Tony Danza"

Parody Written by:

Jovi Lloyd Morrison

The Lyrics

Blue jean baby, L.A. matey, seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a merry man
Ballerina, you must have seen him dancing in the stand
And now he's in me, always with me, Tony Danza in my hand

Jesus freaks out in the street
Handing tickets out for G-d
Turning back he just laughs
For the show, that's not so bad

Piano man he makes his stand
In the auditorium
Looking on he sings the songs
The words he knows, the tune he hums

But oh how it feels so real
Lying here with no one near
Only you and you can't hear me
When I say softly, slowly

Hold me closer Tony Danza
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me darling in sheets of linen
'Cause were the only men who dare to dance

Blue jean baby, L.A. matey, seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a merry man
Ballerina, you must have seen him dancing in the stand
And now he's in me, always with me, Tony Danza in my hand

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Pacing: 3.1
How Funny: 2.1
Overall Rating: 2.2

Total Votes: 10

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mac - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Great title! LOL
Arwen - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
It WAS a great title...and then the parody was the original song with three words changed. Dammit...I had such high hopes...
Jon Mclaughlin - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
U got the name before I thought it and now I'm too late. It's ok, good job!
Michael Pacholek - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Lisa Kudrow did this on "Friends" in 1996. There's a way this could have been done for real, but this isn't it.
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - September 16, 2007 - Report this comment
That "hold me closer Tony Danza" thing must be one of the best misheard lyrics ever. This one's a "five-star", but I've never heard the OS yet.

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