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Song Parodies -> "Batter Whipped Bread's a Quite Weird White Thing"

Original Song Title:

"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Batter Whipped Bread's a Quite Weird White Thing"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Enjoy!
m now hungry, gonna fix a plate, gonna have some more bread right here
It's not eight o'clock, but im not in shock
Wanna get a batter to go whip
This bread is whiter than cloud in the sky
Or as a big bright glare

I could get a gyro or a ham on rye
Or Wonder bread from a deli here
Im gonna now start the batter whippin'
Ill do it not on the crust


Batter whipped bread's a quite weird white thing
Whiter than paper slip
B...B...B..B..Bat -ted the bread till it was good
I hope I don't get in a whipped cream fight
Put the batter on the crusted wheat
Called bread, they'll who batted Ill say "It was me!"
I may put it in the toaster just to go and see
Put butter on it then see just - a what it's like

It tastes pretty good with the batter on
I wonder what it be like on a burger bun
I could get a gyro or a ham on rye
Or Wonder bread from a deli here
Im gonna now start the batter whippin'
Ill do it not on the crust

Batter whipped bread's a quite weird white thing
Whiter than paper slip
Gonn get it whipped in a batter
Wont get in a whipped cream fight
Batter whipped bread's the kind I like
Batter whipped bread's a quite a quite aquite

Batter whipped bread's a quite weird white thing
Whiter than paper slip
Gonn get it whipped in a batter
Wont get in a whipped cream fight
Batter whipped bread's the kind I like
Batter whipped bread's a quite


Batter whipped Batter whipped Batter whipped...
Batter whipped Batter whipped... Batter whipped bread's a quite


Batter whipped Batter whipped Batter whipped...
Batter whipped Batter whipped... Batter whipped bread's a quite
2004 Jack-ton Wils-john

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Johnny D - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
555, and this one's title sounds familiar too, LOL !!!
Jack Wilson - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny!!!

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