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Song Parodies -> "Topless Dancer"

Original Song Title:

"Tiny Dancer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Topless Dancer"

Parody Written by:

Drewster The Rooster

The Lyrics

blue jeans, baby!
makes me crazy
would for any man
unzip the fly
i just die
you're very very bad
and that rear
you must have seen her
we all gave her a hand
want me in you
always watch you
topless dancer on the stand

start to beat
off on my seat
til a man gives me a prod
wash my hands
she just laughs
the smell it makes is not that bad
lucky man
he slips his hand
down the front of her g-string
moving on
she plays a song
off come her clothes as she sings

but oh how it feels unreal
watching her, with people near
shout at you, you start to fear me
when i shout 'softly!' 'slowly'

take your clothes off topless dancer
count the tips that you've made today
dance around in sheets of linen
a lap dance would feel ok

take your clothes off topless dancer
count the tips that you've made today
dance around in sheets of linen
a lap dance would feel ok

blue jeans, baby!
makes me crazy
would for any man
unzip the fly
i just die
your very very bad
and that rear
you must have seen her
we all gave her a hand
want me in you
always watch you
topless dancer on the stand
please please please

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

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Johnny D - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done, Drewster The Cock. I'll tip ya three 5's.
Dee Range - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job Drewster. 5's
Stuart McArthur - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
yeah I like that!.....since that bus scene in Almost Famous, that's become one of my fave Elton songs - it was just crying out for "Topless Dancer"...555
MrMacphisto - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
LMAO!!!
Claude Prez - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good
drewster the rooster - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
cheers guys. hey stuart, i started to like that song after almost famous too, and i was sure wen i got the idea that it must have been done, then i put off doing it for months coz i was sure that even if it hadnt been done then it wouldnt get through the censors, a couple of mine havent. cheers again guys
Agrimorfee - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Verse 2 got a little too graphic, but still, it works for some reason. 545

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