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Song Parodies -> "Crocodile Frock"

Original Song Title:

"Crocodile Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Crocodile Frock"

Parody Written by:

Skylark

The Lyrics

(for those of you who've lost a pet)
I remember my croc was young
Me and Suzie cleaned up its dung
Fed it meat and threw it stones
It would fetch them back and go and crunch some more bones

But my happy days were so soon lost
When my Susie came back from the shop
All the other kids were standing round in shock
Because my fav'rite croc was now a croc-skin frock

Well it's such a shock when you lose a croc
'Specially if it's killed
I never knew if it loved me back and I guess I never will
Mama, mama, were you out of your mind
When you gave my girl my croc last night
I'll guess I'll keep all my sorrow now on the inside

Wah, waa waa waa waa waa
Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa
Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa

Well the years went by and I didn't cry
Until Suzie said her frock was old and out of style
Then it burst out, enough tears for a sea
Dreaming of the two of us, the croc and me

But my croccy was killed in a shop
It 's not the same with a crocodile frock
All this time, no it hadn't passed
I wish I'd been there when it breathed its last

Well it's such a shock when you lose a croc
'Specially if it's killed
I never knew if it loved me back and I guess I never will
Mama, mama, were you out of your mind
When you gave my girl my croc last night
I'll guess I can't keep my sorrow now on the inside

Wah, waa waa waa waa waa
Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa
Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa

I remember my croc was young
Me and Suzie cleaned up its dung
Fed it meat and threw it stones
It would fetch them back and go crunch some more bones

But my happy days were so soon lost
When my Susie came back from the shop
All the other kids were standing round in shock
Because my fav'rite croc was now a croc-skin frock

Well it's such a shock when you lose a croc
'Specially if it's killed
I never knew if it loved me back and I guess I never will
Mama, mama, were you out of your mind
When you gave my girl my croc last night
I'll guess I can't keep my sorrow now on the inside

Wah, waa waa waa waa waa
Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa
Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

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Johnny D - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Aww, poor croccy! Betcha Sir Elton would blame it on Madonna.
Kristof Robertson - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, that was certainly interesting, Skylark! Some problems with pacing, but overall, pretty entertaining! 444
M-Dawg - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
ooh That's sad. Food parody though. Some problems with pacing, but I gots to give you 555.

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