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Song Parodies -> "Your Pong"

Original Song Title:

"Your Song"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Your Pong"

Parody Written by:

LucidLupin LeeBee

The Lyrics

It's a little bit whiffy - the air here inside
Gets up your nose - you can't easily hide
Don't have sharp senses but boy if I did
That smell would just kill me - I'd probably not live

If you had deodorant - but then again no
A can of anti-perspirant where the white stains dont show
I know its not much but its the best I can do
The fact is you pong - this - roll-ons for you.

No need to tell everybody - this is your pong
The stench is quite unique - it lingers on
I hope you dont mind, I hope you dont mind but this isnt a stunt
You basically stink - that's - putting it blunt

*I sat on the roof - smell travelled up there
And I tried in the basement and out on the stairs
Don't mean to be unkind - you really do pong
Its very unpleasant and extremely strong

So excuse me for saying but you smell worse than poo
And food thats forgotten and turned greeny blue
Anyway Ive been nominated - by your friends so keen
Your stench is disgusting - it makes our eyes stream...

No need to tell everybody that this is your pong
The stench is quite unique-it lingers on
I hope you dont mind, I hope you dont mind-this isnt a stunt
You basically stink-that's putting it blunt

I hope you dont mind, I hope you dont mind-this isnt a stunt
You basically stink-that's putting it blunt


© lucidlupin leebee 2004

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Arwen - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Is it me, or does this song get posted every single day?
Mr. Data - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Captain Picard, may I suggest programming a simple message, perhaps the numeral "3", into my positronic brain as a signal to the crew of the "U.S.S. Amiright" that they are going through another cycle of a temporal causality loop?
Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, this is a duplicate submission and needs to go IMO...
LucidLupin LeeBee - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I posted it again because it wasnt coming up with all my other parodys and now it is.
Kristof Robertson - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Third time lucky! I liked this...555
Mags - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
A little bit better ;-) Mxx

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