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Song Parodies -> "Hula Dancer"

Original Song Title:

"Tiny Dancer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Hula Dancer"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Enjoy!
Grass skirt baby, Luau lady
In Hawaiian lands
Thirty leis, round her neck
She'll marry a thousand men
Hula dancer, you must've seen her
Dancing in the sand
She's a carrying, a ukulele
Hula dancer in my hand

Wearing beads, not on her feet
She'll dance till the music's gone
On the beach, she does walk
Her feet are then covered in sand

Ukulele man, makes his stand
By the nearest condo
Grass skirt on, coconut bra
There's a flower
Right in her hair

Oh how it feels so real
On the beach , right in Maui
By a pool, at a luau
And I say softly, slowly

Hold me closer hula dancer
Count the palm trees on the highway
Volcanoes in sheets of lava
You had a busy day today
Hold me closer hula dancer
Count the palm trees on the highway
Volcanoes in sheets of lava
You had a busy day today

Grass skirt baby, Luau lady
In Hawaiian lands
Thirty leis, round her neck
She'll marry a thousand men
Hula dancer, you must've seen her
Dancing in the sand
She's a carrying, a ukulele
Hula dancer in my hand

Oh how it feels so real
On the beach , right in Maui
By a pool, at a luau
And I say softly, slowly

Hold me closer hula dancer
Count the palm trees on the highway
Volcanoes in sheets of lava
You had a busy day today
Hold me closer hula dancer
Count the palm trees on the highway
Volcanoes in sheets of lava
You had a busy day today
2004 Jack Wilson

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Johnny D - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, you're getting GOOD, Jack! I especially laughed at the line "She'll marry a thousand men" !!
alvin rhodes - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
funny stuff...5s
Royce Miller - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Jack, I did enjoy
Jack Wilson - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny, Alvin and Royce!! :D

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