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Song Parodies -> "Grilling Up the Beef"

Original Song Title:

"Bennie and the Jets"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Grilling Up the Beef"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Enjoy!
Hey, now
It's almost time for dinner
We're gonna be eating something
That's real good not
Made of leather
We'll eat the grilled up beef tonight
We'll eat it on down

Not gonna eat something that's
Been in coffee grounds
No water's not running
From the old faucet
Havent gotten any food out ,no
I-I'm-heading for the fridge
Oh, but we went
To a grocery store
Oh, we went, to get us some beef
Got us some barbecue, sauce for it too
Im gonna grill up a barbecue-sine, oh ho
G-Grilling up the beef

Now we, ate and made a mess
It's on our napkins
But when we finished and cleaned our big mess
Ate the French fries
We put it all in the fridge

When we head for the fridge now
We find stuff to eat
And have a bite
Of that food

Not gonna eat something that's
Been in coffee grounds
No water's not running
From the old faucet
Havent gotten any food out ,no
I-I'm-heading for the fridge
Oh, but we went
To a grocery store
Oh, we went, to get us some beef
Got us some barbecue, sauce for it too
Im gonna grill up a barbecue-sine, oh ho
G-Grilling up the beef


Not gonna eat something that's
Been in coffee grounds
No water's not running
From the old faucet
Havent gotten any food out ,no
I-I'm-heading for the fridge
Oh, but we went
To a grocery store
Oh, we went, to get us some beef
Got us some barbecue, sauce for it too
Im gonna grill up a barbecue-sine, oh ho
G-Grilling up the beef


Always, heading for the fridge
Heading, Heading, Heading
Heading for the Fridge
After, grilling, grilling
Grilling, Grilling up

Then we, eat it, yummy
The we have a mess

Then we, put it, in the
Fridge the, we are, heading
For the, Heading for the fridge
Fridge, Fridge, Fridge
2004 Jack Wilson

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Meriadoc - July 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmmm...Elton, the other white meat... :-P
Johnny D - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmmm...Elton, Sir Loin of Flamboyantsteak. ..... :-P

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