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Song Parodies -> "My Folks are Back"

Original Song Title:

"The Bitch is Back"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"My Folks are Back"

Parody Written by:

lebeiW15

The Lyrics

Parents said goodbye
The other night
Said they'd be back on July 5
Threw a party, everything was lax
But I gotta clean the house before my folks get back
Whoa-oh-oh

Had friends over Friday, that was cool
On Monday, I decided to skip school
I left pizza boxes in the living room
Set off fireworks with my friends in the yard, too
Oooh-ooh-oooh

Now my folks, now my folks, now my folks are back
Party's over, now I'm gonna get whacked
Wish my folks, wish my folks, didn't come home so soon
Now we're all out of food,
I'm gonna get screwed
Whoa-oh-oh!

I spent all day with video games
Couch is marked with ice cream stains
The carpet's full of crumbs from snacks
Wish I would've vacuumed 'fore I knew my folks got back

Now my folks, now my folks, now my folks are back
Party's over, now I'm gonna get whacked
Wish my folks, wish my folks, didn't come home so soon
Now we're all out of food,
I'm gonna get screwed
Whoa-oh-oh!

{sax solo}

Now my folks, now my folks, now my folks are back
Party's over, now I'm gonna get whacked
Wish my folks, wish my folks, didn't come home so soon
Now we're all out of food,
I'm gonna get screwed
Whoa-oh-oh!

Folks! Folks! Folks are baaaack!
Folks! Folks! Folks are baaaack!
Folks! Folks! Folks are baaaack!
Folks! Folks! Folks are baaaack!
Folks! Folks! Folks are baaaack!
Folks! Folks! Folks are baaaack!
Folks! Folks! Folks are baaaack!
Folks! Folks! Folks are baaaack!
{fade until end}
lebeiw@lycos.com

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Pacing: 5.0
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Johnny D - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
5's! I love it when parody writers let Sir Elton have it right in his Knighthood!
Meriadoc - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Ending could have been a little more dramatic, but still excellent!

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