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Song Parodies -> "Cookie-man"

Original Song Title:

"Rocket Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Cookie-man"

Parody Written by:

Ashkicksass

The Lyrics

I found a site called AmIRight
While on the internet
And I couldn't believe all the folks I met
The talent of these few just blew my mind
I felt like I was home
And they were so nice and kind

But there's one who really stood out from the crowd
On his parodies I cheer so loud
We've become buddies on this great website
Oh oh oh oh it's the Cookie-man
Cookie-man writin all his songs so we can vote

I love his song about his checks bouncin'
and one about Ho-Ho's
And "Gotta Pee," it hit right home
Of course my favorite is "Ashkicksass Can"
But every one of them is great
That Cookie-Man, a Cookie-Man


Yes he's one who really stands out from the crowd
On his parodies I cheer so loud
We've become buddies on this great website
Oh oh oh oh it's the Cookie-man
Cookie-man writin all his songs so we can vote

And I think he'll be around a long long time...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Johnny D - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody oughta lift Cookie-man's rocket off his launch pad!
Arwen - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent, Ashkicksass...he totally deserves this! He's awesome!
Cookie-man - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I can't believe it!!!! I think I am getting a little misty...... Thank you SO much for the shout out!!! I am blushing at all the nice things you said about me! Thank you Princess Kicksass!!!!! YOU ROCK!!!!!! :)
Ashkicksass - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny and Arwen, and Cookie, you totally deserve it! You're the one who kicks ass!
Rod W - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done, Ash!! I like his stuff, too. Nice last line! 5s!
The Thought Police - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
...and I think this one is gonna get a five-five-five.....
Ashkicksass - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Rod and TTP!
Ash - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute parody... pacing slightly off but very sentimental
Ashkicksass - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Where is it off, Ash?

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