-> "Bennie And The Breasts"
Original Song Title:
"Bennie And The Jets"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bennie And The Breasts"
The Lyrics
(piano instrumental intro)
Hey, guys, shake it hard together
The spotlight's hittin' someone
Who's been known to dress in leather
We'll swill the Miller draft tonight,
So,
Stick around!
You're gonna see electric pasties!
Shift your balls around!
Say, Candy and Connie, have you seen them yet?
Ooo, butts are all they've got
Bu-bu-bu-bu-but Bennie's got the breasts!
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful!
Oh Bennie, she's Sextuple-D!
She's got electric tubes
To hold her boobs
You know she got 'em from a mutated gene! (Yeah! Ho!)
B-B-B-Bennie and the breasts!
(brief piano instrumental)
Hey, guys, plug into the waitress!
If you can't find it,
Viagra makes you ageless!
That gal's got drive!
Let us shake our selfish dongs!
Miller Lite or Guinness Stout is so sweet!
Get blind drunk - fight - and booze on!
Say, Candy and Connie, have you seen them yet?
Oh, butts are all they've got
Bu-bu-bu-bu-but Bennie's got the breasts!
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful!
Oh Bennie, she's Sextuple-D!
Her two enormous norks
Make lots of torque
Whenever Bennie does a pole-dancing scene! (Yeah! Ho!)
B-B-B-Bennie and the breasts!
(piano instrumental bridge)
Oh, Candy and Connie, have you seen them yet?
Oh, butts are all they've got
Bu-bu-bu-bu-but Bennie's got the breasts!
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful!
Oh Bennie, she's Sextuple-D!
Her boob-a-licious bulk
Green like "The Hulk"
Came from a tanning-bed with Gamma-Ray beams! (Yeah! Ho!)
B-B-B-Bennie and the breasts!
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