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Song Parodies -> "Pedophile Rock"

Original Song Title:

"Crocodile Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Pedophile Rock"

Parody Written by:

South Park Al

The Lyrics

i remember when i was young
and i found my friends no longer fun
hanging out, i felt alone
it all got too heavy, had a mind of my own
so i visited new friends i got
we're doin' a thing called the pedophile rock
while the other kids were skatin' 'round the block
i was moanin' and groanin' at the pedophile rock

well, pedophile rockin'
is something shockin'
when their hands just won't keep still
i never knew that it was a crime
it was not against my will
oh lusty papa, those friday nights
they liked 'em young, they liked 'em tight
pedophile rockin' is kept out of sight

but the cops came by and the party died
everyone arrested by some vice squad guy
long nights cryin' by the condom machine
dreamin' of my daddy takin' off my jeans
but i'll never kill the germs i got
turnin' up cause of pedophile rock
fadin' fast as the weeks went past
i finally died from pedophile rock at last

well, pedophile rockin'
is something shockin'
when their hands just won't keep still
i never knew that it was a crime
it was not against my will
oh lusty papa, those friday nights
they liked 'em young, they liked 'em tight
pedophile rockin' is kept out of sight

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 8

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Johnny D - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Returning your favor of 5's on my incense parody....but...YIKES !!!!!
WIfe of a thug - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
WOW. Good, though.
south park al - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
yeah, i'm a sick pup...thanks for checkin' it out
aoid - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Ugh
M-Dawg - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
wuts pedaphile
Agrimorfee - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Too sick. I can't abide by it. 512.
DogMan - July 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Somewhat disturbing, but humerous none the less.

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