Song Parodies -> Bathroom Song
| Original Song Title: | "Border Song" |
| Original Performer: | Elton John |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bathroom Song" |
| Parody Written by: | The Great Karlando |
Hopefully, no one has a weak stomach while reading this one.
Holy moses, I have got to poop
Ate a few burritos, had some chili too
Topped it off with a pint of beer
That is what's done me in I fear
Holy moses, I have got to poop
Holy moses, I need to relieve
Drivin' now for fifteen hours, and my bladder's weak
Officer, here's why I'm speeding...I felt a little leak
Holy Moses, I need to relieve
I gotta find me a bathroom, I don't care where
Don't give a damn if it's clean
I can't take any more gut pressure,
I'm desperate, I might have to find a tree
Holy moses, I just hope it's free
Holy moses, I have soiled my jeans
I've been waiting for too long,
Damn those pork-n-beans
There's a store over there
Gotta buy clean underwear
I'm too stinky, I have soiled my jeans
I'm too stinky, I have soiled my jeans
I'm too stinky, I have soiled, I have soiled my jeans
Ate a few burritos, had some chili too
Topped it off with a pint of beer
That is what's done me in I fear
Holy moses, I have got to poop
Holy moses, I need to relieve
Drivin' now for fifteen hours, and my bladder's weak
Officer, here's why I'm speeding...I felt a little leak
Holy Moses, I need to relieve
I gotta find me a bathroom, I don't care where
Don't give a damn if it's clean
I can't take any more gut pressure,
I'm desperate, I might have to find a tree
Holy moses, I just hope it's free
Holy moses, I have soiled my jeans
I've been waiting for too long,
Damn those pork-n-beans
There's a store over there
Gotta buy clean underwear
I'm too stinky, I have soiled my jeans
I'm too stinky, I have soiled my jeans
I'm too stinky, I have soiled, I have soiled my jeans
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Hahaha! That was a good one!
I haven't heard this song for 20 years at least, but I remember every nuance. Perfect job!
I really don't give a "crap" about your private life.
HAHAHAHA!!!! I think you should leave your business in the "krapper." LOL. Good job.
Well Mr. Wise Guy... mabey you should take over for me hmm?!?!? ILL JUST TELL ELTON THAT HE HAS A NEW LYRCIST!!!! ...im just not appreceated around here... IM GALD THAT YOU THINK MY WORK IS CRAP!
Mr. Taupin...I never said ur work was "crap". If it was, I would have stopped listening to your stuff years ago. I like this parody. Good job
Holy Moses, I laughed off my ass.
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