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Song Parodies -> "Evil Santa"

Original Song Title:

"Evil Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ELO

Parody Song Title:

"Evil Santa"

Parody Written by:

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs

The Lyrics

They Put A Spell On Him
So Naughty Children Could Get Some Cole

There Was A Collision
Up At The North Pole
All The Reindeer Got Sick
Cause Some Poison
And Some Elves Were Cryin

There's A Hole On The Earth
Were The Snow Comes Down
You Took The Toys Them
Ha Ha Said The Bad Kids
Why Is Santa Acting Like This

Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa

Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa (For Evil Santa)
Evil Santa

Evil Santa Said
Merry Unchristmas
Ha Ha Elves Had Broke The Spell
Now Santa Was Back To Good
And Brought Millions Of Kids
Some Good Toys
But Santa Said I Wish I Wasn't

Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa

Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa

Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 1

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User Comments

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Ross Geller - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
That's coal! C-O-A-L! COAL! (I'm not gonna get any, am I?!)
Poodle Bites, Poodle Chewses - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
No man, you're safe. Unless you voted this any higher than a 3 at all.
Ross Geller - November 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Gee, this is worse than any of Phoebe's songs. It make "Smelly Cat" sound like "The Lion King". (I hope Pheebs doesn't read this. :/)
Rod McGee - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
this is totally lame, the person who wrote this has the talent of a tampon.
coconut - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

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