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Song Parodies -> "Santa Got Run Over By His Reindeer"

Original Song Title:

"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Elmo & Patsy

Parody Song Title:

"Santa Got Run Over By His Reindeer"

Parody Written by:

Onslaught

The Lyrics

Santa got run over by his reindeer
Stopping on my rooftop Christmas Eve
Didn’t see the deer corn in the gutter
As I was hunting with my best friend Steve

Gonna’ bag ourselves a trophy
One to make the boys turn green
A mighty buck with nose a glowin’
Would be the damnedest sight they’d ever seen

On the next roof dressed in camo
This was our plan of attack
We would wait until ol’ Santa
Had done slithered down the chimney with his sack

Santa got run over by his reindeer
Stopping on my rooftop Christmas Eve
Put some scent lure on my roof antenna
Which was the reason for the deer stampede

Now the jolly one’s not smilin’
There’s no twinkle in his eye
Didn’t help the situation
Takin’ pot shots at his reindeer on the fly

Didn’t think about this clearly
Now in hindsight, plain to see
With Kris Kringle in a foul mood
There won’t be a single present ‘neath the tree

Santa got run over by his reindeer
Stopping on my rooftop Christmas Eve
Blowing on a grunt tube, rattling antlers
Can make a randy buck rush off to breed

Well my wife is pretty sore now
And the kids have disowned me
And the in-laws won’t come over
That’s the only silver lining that I see

Sent a dozen notes imploring
With this one wish as my goal
Please do not forget me Santa
And in my stocking I might find some coal

Santa got run over by his reindeer
Stopping on my rooftop Christmas Eve
Didn’t see the deer corn in the gutter
As I was hunting with my best friend Steve

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Parody Pete - December 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Good to see something far fetched and beyond, and yet interesting
Jonathan - December 04, 2013 - Report this comment
very funny kind of reminds me of a parody I wrote with Charmander X a few years back called "Grandma Murdered Santa And His Reindeer" only if I'm honest I think I liked yours a bit better! 5's
Onslaught - December 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks Pete, Jonathan I'll be moving on from the hunting theme tomorrow... unles you count shopping as a blood sport, and I do.
Dave W. - December 09, 2013 - Report this comment
If that doesn't tickle you....You're not breathing
Max Power - January 17, 2014 - Report this comment
It is inevitable since Santa hangs around with flying caribous way too many times.
Agrimorfee - January 17, 2014 - Report this comment
Ya hey dere, this was very much in the spirit of Dr. Demento classic artist Da Yoopers ('the Turdy Point Buck'). Nice revisit of a much overplayed tune.
Peter Andersson - January 26, 2014 - Report this comment
Well, this one was really good, overall and for its theme that was well milked, but maybe not as original as you youngsters might think, killing/hurting Santa is done here again and again every year (and I think that says something profund about how most of us REALLY feel about his long winter holiday season). 555 though!
Abbott Skelding - January 26, 2014 - Report this comment
Great job! I agree that it does have a throwback, old school Dr. Demento feel, which is always good. A lot of funny lines and a funny story overall, nice work!
Phil Alexander - January 29, 2014 - Report this comment
Pick of the bunch so far - witty and sick. Perfect :-)
Max Power - January 30, 2014 - Report this comment
Ho, ho, hooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bobpiecheese - January 31, 2014 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Morbid yet still pretty funny (and a far better attempt at black humour than the OS, IMO), this was a great tale of holiday manslaughter. 555!
Matthias - February 02, 2014 - Report this comment
Ever see the movie Santa's Slay? I would totally recommend that while we're on the subject of dark Christmas humor! This is great!
Blaydeman - February 04, 2014 - Report this comment
All for dark humor, and dark Christmas humor is alway fun for me. Really enjoyed this.
Onslaught - February 10, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks for all the comments and support, I'll cherish my SOTM win till the end of SOTM.

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