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Song Parodies -> "Peter Got Bit By a Mutant Spider"

Original Song Title:

"Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Elmo & Patsy

Parody Song Title:

"Peter Got Bit By a Mutant Spider"

Parody Written by:

SamuraiMaster

The Lyrics

I'm not the biggest Spiderman fan here, nor am I the biggest Marvel fan. But you all know if a parody can be written, then don't hesitate to write it. So for al lthe Spiderman fans out here...I give you this parody.
Peter got bit by a mutant spider
Visiting the museum that fateful day
Peter's life will never be the same now
'Cause the Spider changed his DNA

He was always one the bullies picked on
And he always missed the bus
Had interest in photography
Everybody just looked at him and saw a wuss.
When he photographed dear Mary
The spider began its attack
He went dizzy, and he fainted
Life to poor old Peter just seemed whack

Peter got bit by a mutant spider
Visiting the museum that fateful day
Peter's life will never be the same now
'Cause the Spider changed his DNA

Now the city's proud of Peter
He's been taking this so well
See him in there wrestling champions
Catching thieves, getting revenge for his uncle
It's not the same without old Ben now
With power comes responsibility
Now Peter just can't seem to forget
With these powers he will not be free

Peter got bit by a mutant spider
Visiting the museum that fateful day
Peter's life will never be the same now
'Cause the Spider changed his DNA

Now the Goblin's on the rack now
And Doc Oc's gone and drowned
And Sandman, and mean Venom
Well to sum it up, they're not around
New York's famous for crime history
Spiderman will help the force
He just needs to really be careful
Or MJ just might file for a divorce

Peter got bit by a mutant spider
Visiting the museum that fateful day
Peter's life will never be the same now
'Cause the Spider changed his DNA

Peter got bit by a mutant spider
Visiting the museum that fateful day
Peter's life will never be the same now
'Cause the Spider changed his DNA
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Michael Pacholek - September 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Two Spider-Man parodies in one day -- with no new film coming out anytime soon? That enough to make Hulk mad... but since me not Hulk, you get a five.
Old Man Ribber - September 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks for putting this on the "web". ;D

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