Jacksons got ranover by a reindeer
Playing disco songs on new years eve
You can say they just wanna funk
But they just wanna do it for fun

They've bin drinking too much cola
They bin having 6 stomach
But they just don't wanna perform
Have them get Janet on stage
Playing there records from Billboard
Saying they've bin moving in Idaho
But they've told such a lie
They just wanna get themselves chased

Jacksons ranover by a reindeer
Playing disco songs on New Years Eve
You can say they just wanna funk
But they wanna do it for fun

Now we see there lead singer Michael
Doing the moonwalk
They think Michael can do better
I think the 2004 would give him a headick
Don't you realize how he looks now
He's got a weird face
The only thing about Jackson
His that he was the best in the 70s

Jacksons got ranover by a reindeer
Playing disco songs on New Years Eve
You can say they just wanna funk
But they just wanna do it for fun

Where so happy cause of Michael
Cause he's done lots of 1980s songs
Songs like Beat It and Thriller
What a singer in the past future
We like Michael so do you
Make him look very anxious
Thats just what we want from him

Jacksons got ranover by a reindeer
Playing disco songs on New Years eve
You can say they just wanna funk
But they just wanna do it for fun