Song Parodies -> Jesus Got Worked Over, He's In Pain, Here
| Original Song Title: | "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" |
| Original Performer: | Elmo And Patsy |
| Parody Song Title: | "Jesus Got Worked Over, He's In Pain, Here" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
jesus got worked over, he's in pain, here
prayin' in the garden...he was seized
you might think that christ is not the savior
but as for me and laz'rus...we believe
he'd been causin' too much trouble
and they said he had to go
now, he's left our congregation
will we meet again ?...i have no way to know
when he woke, in jail, that mornin'
it was clear, he'd been attacked
crown of thorns around his forehead
and incriminatin' whip mark marks on his back
jesus got worked over, he's in pain, here
prayin' in the garden...he was seized
you might think that christ is not the savior
but as for me and laz'rus...we believe
now, we're all so proud of jesus
he's been takin' this so well
cause he says he's bound for heaven
though, the romans think the man should go to hell
it seems empty without jesus
mary m. is dressed in black
and we just can't help but wonder
will our dear lord die, or is he comin' back ?
jesus got worked over, he's in pain, here
prayin' in the garden...he was seized
you might think that christ is not the savior
but as for me and laz'rus...we believe
he'll return, if he is able
if he does, i'll flip my wig
though, he told some real good fables
seems to me, it was a pretty thankless gig
i think christ is the messiah
now, his min'stry's on the shelf
wished i'd kept him from this violence
and if he ends up slain, i blame myself
jesus got worked over, he's in pain, here
prayin' in the garden...he was seized
you might think that christ is not the savior
but as for me and laz'rus...we believe
prayin' in the garden...he was seized
you might think that christ is not the savior
but as for me and laz'rus...we believe
he'd been causin' too much trouble
and they said he had to go
now, he's left our congregation
will we meet again ?...i have no way to know
when he woke, in jail, that mornin'
it was clear, he'd been attacked
crown of thorns around his forehead
and incriminatin' whip mark marks on his back
jesus got worked over, he's in pain, here
prayin' in the garden...he was seized
you might think that christ is not the savior
but as for me and laz'rus...we believe
now, we're all so proud of jesus
he's been takin' this so well
cause he says he's bound for heaven
though, the romans think the man should go to hell
it seems empty without jesus
mary m. is dressed in black
and we just can't help but wonder
will our dear lord die, or is he comin' back ?
jesus got worked over, he's in pain, here
prayin' in the garden...he was seized
you might think that christ is not the savior
but as for me and laz'rus...we believe
he'll return, if he is able
if he does, i'll flip my wig
though, he told some real good fables
seems to me, it was a pretty thankless gig
i think christ is the messiah
now, his min'stry's on the shelf
wished i'd kept him from this violence
and if he ends up slain, i blame myself
jesus got worked over, he's in pain, here
prayin' in the garden...he was seized
you might think that christ is not the savior
but as for me and laz'rus...we believe
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Reminds me of a grandpa that would not let this song play around grandma. Something about it being unkind to grandma or wishing ill of her. Great job.
Well done.
A Christmas gem, ar.
The real Christmas story, skilfully told. Bravo! 555
Ecce homo. 5s
nicely done. 5's
thanks tim rex rick kristof john and carol
I like the Lazarus line, the whole thing is a good read.
thanks royce
Thank ya', Lord..for all the smiles...good one, alvin...
Thank you for a very well written piece, Alvin. It might have been a thankless gig at the time, but every day a lot of us Christians are still giving thanks and praise for the sacrifice. A minor criticism is that it was the Jews more than the Romans who accused Jesus of blasphemy and implying that he might be destined for Hell.
Thoughtful, witty, and full of grace. A masterpiece, alvin.
having seen "The Passion," being "worked over" is a huge understatement, alvin - nicely done -555
thanks AFW john dee and stuart
Thank you for posting this... it was very good. 5's
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