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Song Parodies -> "Condi"

Original Song Title:

"Brandy"

Original Performer:

Elliot Lurie

Parody Song Title:

"Condi"

Parody Written by:

Mark Hoolihan

The Lyrics

In honor of Condoleeza's deliberately futile efforts at diplomacy. Why... ...because I can.
There's a war, in mideast today
And it kills a hundred kids a day
While diplomats pass the time away
And talk about their goals

And there's a girl and she's come to town
And she claims, she will calm things down
They say "Condi, she will bring them round"
She's really just biding time

The pundits say "Condi, you're a fine girl
A nobel prize you could see
But the goal you want to work for
Isn't peace"

Condi, wears a pleasant smile
Playing nice diplomacy all the while
While rockets stamped USA
Keep falling on Lebanon

She came, on a summer's day
Bringing hope from far away
But she made it clear, she couldn't say
Anything but hello

The pundits said "Condi, you're a fine girl
A nobel price you could see
But the goal you want to work for
Isn't peace"

Yeah, Condi used to be real wise when she told her learned story
Then she started telling Bush's lies, embraced his fading glory
But she had always told the truth, thought he was on honest man
And Condi does her best to understand

At night when the bombs still fall
Condi just does her best to stall
And talks of peace, and love and all
She still can hear them say, she hears them say

"Condi, you're a fine girl
A nobel prize you could see
But the goal you want to work for
Isn't peace"

"Condi, you're a fine girl
A nobel prize you could see
But the goal you want to work for
Isn't peace"

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Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the HoolinetCopyright 2006 Boniface Bugle Productions.

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Steve K. - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
How about those rockets that fall on Isreal? Where are they stamped? Iran? Syria? Russia? You're darn tooting that Condi's efforts will fail, because Hezbollah (and others like them() define "peace" as Isreal no longer existing.
John Lennon - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Pacifism's a warm gun! (bang, bang, shoot, shoot!)
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