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Song Parodies -> "Roman Catholicism"

Original Song Title:

"Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes"

Original Performer:

Edison Lighthouse

Parody Song Title:

"Roman Catholicism"

Parody Written by:

JD1611

The Lyrics

Satan is our honey
Our church is kinda funny
Our doctrine's kinda wild and free
Oh, and sin grows where my rosary goes
And nobody knows like me

I am kinda lazy
Our priests are kinda crazy
And the Pope's a mystery
Oh, and sin grows where my rosary goes
And nobody blows like me

There's something wrong with this faith of mine
It's evil and that's fine
But I just gotta say
We're all under a magical spell
And it's working so well
That we can't get away

I'm an honest fella
But they will never tell ya
Our religion's heresy
Because sin grows where a rosary goes
And nobody shows like me

We ignore God and confess to priests
We will worship the beast
And to Mary we pray
We're all under a satanic spell
And we're going to hell
And half our priests are gay

Apostasy we bring you
Catholic folks have nothing to
Do with Christianity
And so sin grows where a rosary goes
And nobody knows like me

Sin keeps growing every place it's been
And nobody knows like me

I'm still catholic, I'm going to hell quick
Cuz it's what I chose to be

The pope, don't believe him when you see him
Thinks he's a deity...

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