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Song Parodies -> "Flies Go (Where My Nosehairies Grow)"

Original Song Title:

"Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)"

Original Performer:

Edison Lighthouse

Parody Song Title:

"Flies Go (Where My Nosehairies Grow)"

Parody Written by:

Smurf and Mr. Horse

The Lyrics

Just a bit of fun writing this usual...
I aint got no money
My clothes are kinda funny
My hair is kind of filled with grease
Oh but flies go where my nosehairies grow
And nobody knows like me

My talk's kinda crazy
And people say I'm lazy
And my life's in jeopardy
Oh and mould grows 'neath the nails of my toes
And nobody knows like me

There's something 'bout my sweat rollin' down
And I feel like a clown
And I just gotta say (hey!)
It's really got a terrible smell
And it's stinking so well
Keeps the ladies away!

I'm a yucky fella
But I just got to tell ya'
Still I chase them endlessly
But those flies go where my nosehairies grow
And nobody knows like me

There's something about I look like a swine
It's a feeling of mine
And I just gotta say (hey!)
I've really got a personal hell
And it's ringin' a bell
So I'm changing t'day!

Now I'm a simple fella
And I just gotta tell ya'
Belly button lint is free!
But then who knows if there's jam 'tween yer toes?
Yes nobody knows like me

It keeps growing every place I've been
And nobody knows like me
If you've met me, you'll never forget me
And nobody knows like me
La la la- believe it when you've seen me!
(Nobody knows like me)

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Total Votes: 9

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Rick C - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Sumthin' stinks but, it's not your parody...555
Johnny D - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
555, and WELCOME BACK, Smurf and Mr. Horse! We love you and we've missed you!
Smurf and Mr. Horse - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
WOW!! What nice comments from you both, and Johnny we've mised you too, thanx soo much :-)
Michael Pacholek - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
You've got some good puns here, but, of course, you can't spell "PUN" without "PU"! Five cans of Lysol.
Smurf and Mr. Horse - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx Michael. Wow!! has things changed around this site, nice to see that at least some of the old jokers are still hanging around :-)
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd (Know 1 can hear you dream) - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
So, what brings you back? Abstinence? Taxation day made you realise you could just a well skip work and kick back at home? Unplanned writing durings walk in the spring weather?
Royce Miller - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't care what brings you back, it's just nice to hear from you...hope good things happened to you.

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