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Song Parodies -> "Joy Ride"

Original Song Title:

"Free Ride"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Edgar Winter

Parody Song Title:

"Joy Ride"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

the risk factor's high
to jail, you could go
a youth confused
with spare time to blow
its cops, you fear
if caught by the man
they'll lead you into
the local can

so
come on and take a joy ride (joy ride)
come on and help me break inside
come on and take a joy ride

all volvos are comfy
mercedes, the same
everyone's stealin'
its all a big game
a cadillac's better
when trips, you begin
its certainly faster
than ridin' a schwinn

so
come on and take a joy ride (joy ride)
come on and help me break inside
come on and take a joy ride

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John Barry - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Especially liked the line about the Schwinn.
Johnny D - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Probably a Toyota or a Honda! 5's
Stuart McArthur - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
a schwinn? what the? - short and sweet alvin - 555
Guy - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Come on and take these three fives.
Kristof Robertson - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm with Stu...what be a schwinn, Master Alvin?...explain to me verily and you can keep these 5s...
alvin rhodes - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks john, johnny stuart and guy
Steve K. - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Stu & Kris - A Schwinn is a brand of bicycle, which of course, is not as fast as a volvo, caddy or mercedes.
alvin rhodes - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks steve for the light shedding...gee, i'm feelin' old when no one has heard of a schwinn...lol
Michael Pacholek - March 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Take fives home, Alvin Rhodes. (Since Guy already did the obvious joke.) Though it appears that your youth (Don't say it, Mike!) is gone with the Schwinn. (He said it!) Yes, I did.
alvin rhodes - March 05, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks michael...nice pun...lol
Peregrin - June 23, 2008 - Report this comment
I found this by clicking on the 'random' button. Good stuff, though I'm glad it was already revealed what a Schwinn is.
alvin - June 23, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks peregrin
LittleCupCakes - June 23, 2008 - Report this comment
My joy ride is an American Saddlebred ! Easy gait & great trail horse !

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