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Song Parodies -> "Hair Grows From HIS Ears And HIS Nose (male version)"

Original Song Title:

"Love Grows Where My Rosemay Goes"

Original Performer:

Eddison Lighthouse

Parody Song Title:

"Hair Grows From HIS Ears And HIS Nose (male version)"

Parody Written by:

Jan-UK

The Lyrics

The MALE version of the parody!
He ain't got no money
His clothes smell kinda funny
His hair is kinda wild and free
Oh, and hair grows from his ears and his nose
And everyone knows like me

He talks kinda crazy
And people say he's lazy
He made my life a misery
Oh, and hair grows from his ears and his nose
And everyone knows like me

There's something about his teeth out of line
They're all covered in grime
And it won't brush away
He's really got this terrible smell
And he's reekin' like hell
And I can't get away

He's an ugly fella
And he gets pissed on Stella
And he's farting endlessly
Oh, and hair grows from his ears and his nose
And ev'ryone knows like me

There's somethin' about him dribbling that drool
Now it just isn't cool
And I just gotta say
He's really got a damn awful smell
And it makes me unwell
When he passes my way

He's such an ugly fella
He looks like Uri Geller
You'll smell him first now listen to me
Because, hairy nose, crooked teeth, smelly clothes
And everyone knows like me

Fade out:

I keep groaning every place he's been
And everyone knows like me

If you've smelt him, you'll never forget him
And everyone knows like me

La la la believe it when you've seen it
Everyone knows like me

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Matt - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
First of all, I want to say that I've always loved the song "Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes", and I always will. Your parody is great. I could sing the words with the music playing in my mind. I was looking for in the middle sections where you had "There's something about his teeth out of line there all covered with grime, and it won't brush away" hey", but it was very much to the tune of the song. You did great. Very funny
Diva - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
So Jan, you've met my father-in-law? Cute song =)

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