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Song Parodies -> "Hair Grows From Her Ears And Her Nose"

Original Song Title:

"Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes"

Original Performer:

Eddison Lighthouse

Parody Song Title:

"Hair Grows From Her Ears And Her Nose"

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The Lyrics

Risky blind date! The female version!
(see the male version also posted)
She ain't got no money
Her clothes smell kinda funny
Her hair is kinda wild and free
Oh, and hair grows from her ears and her nose
And everyone knows like me

She talks kinda lazy
And people say she's crazy
And her life's a misery
Oh, and hair grows from her ears and her nose
And everyone knows like me

There's something about her teeth out of line
They're all covered in grime
And it won't brush away

She's really got this terrible smell
And she's reekin'g like hell
And you can't get away

She can't get a fella
And she gets pissed on Stella
And she farts endlessly
Oh, and hair grows from her ears and her nose
And ev'ryone knows like me

There's somethin' about her dribbling that drool
Now it just isn't cool
And I just gotta say
She's really got a damn awful smell
And it makes me unwell
When she passes my way

She won't get no fella
And someone should just tell her
What they smell and what they see
Because, hairy nose, crooked teeth, smelly clothes
And everyone knows like me

Fade out:

I keep groaning every place she's been
And everyone knows like me

If you've smelt her, you'll never forget her
And everyone knows like me

La la la believe it when you've seen it
Everyone knows like me

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