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Song Parodies -> "Baby, Hold On (Toilet Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Baby, Hold On"

Original Performer:

Eddie Money

Parody Song Title:

"Baby, Hold On (Toilet Version)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Concept based on "Bob's Burgers Ep.315 Outside Toilet."
Baby hold on to me
I see it isn't pee, apparently
The end of a drinking spree
So baby hold on to me

Baby, looks like you've been binging
Although you say you're not hungry
Now you're back
Finger in your mouth such a sight
Gag and repeat
Throw-up is your life, now
Bring it up baby
In the bowl, outside to mop

So baby hold on to me
Lost all of your sanity, really
This isn't healthy, baby
Just put up the seat... and hurl

Hey-ey baby
You better forget about the lighter
Principals are fed up
The drugs you better cough up
Or next will come the cops
Flush the evidence, luv
In a jail you'd rot...

So baby hold on to me
Toilets can take vomiting
Not just 1, 2s, and 3s
Use me, use me baby!

Oh-no, became a woman now
Fill me with that red stuff
No longer a little girl
You better triple-flush!

So baby hold on to me
I'll see you regularly
Crapper, John, Throne is me
Many capabilities...

Yeah, girl
Whenever you're in need
Here I'll always be
Just hold on to me
Do well with urine streams

(Baby) Baby hold on to me
(Baby) When you have that urgency
(Baby) In an emergency
(Baby) Here I'll be

Hold on!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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ann - May 04, 2016 - Report this comment
Oh man, my toilet doesn't sing
Rob Arndt - May 04, 2016 - Report this comment
That was the point of the BB episode. Gene finds a stolen $14,000 talking toilet! And yes, there are talking toilets with advanced controls.

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