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Song Parodies -> "Two Chickens to Paralyze"

Original Song Title:

"Two Tickets to Paradise"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eddie Money

Parody Song Title:

"Two Chickens to Paralyze"

Parody Written by:

Cardboard Robots

The Lyrics

Got a hobby that I really like to do
It might seem pretty weird right now if I told you
I've waited so long, waited so long
I've waited so long, waited so long
I've got my gloves and my hammer right with me here
I've got two chickens in my backyard, now baby they're gonna disappear
I've waited so long, waited so long
I've waited so long, waited so long

I've got two chickens to paralyze
I'm gonna ring their necks and break their thighs
I've got two chickens to paralyze
I've got two chickens to paralyze

I've got my gloves and my hammer right with me here
I've got two chickens in my backyard, now baby they're gonna disappear
I've waited so long, waited so long
I've waited so long, waited so long

I've got two chickens to paralyze
I'm gonna ring their necks and break their thighs
I've got two chickens to paralyze
I've got two chickens to paralyze

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Jonathan - September 30, 2014 - Report this comment
better than Money! 5's

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