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Song Parodies -> "Baby, Hold On"

Original Song Title:

"Baby, Hold On"

Original Performer:

Eddie Money

Parody Song Title:

"Baby, Hold On"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

baby, hold on, don't pee
you'll wreck my upholstery
the restroom ain't far, you see
so baby, hold on, don't pee

baby...with those things you've been drinkin'...devoutly
an urge attacks
if its true...i might run some traffic lights
you'll blow soon, i think
you clutch and you writhe now
please just wait now, baby
or else my car i'll have to mop

so baby, hold on, don't pee
whatever you do, don't sneeze
your bladder's too full, you see
hope you hold on to pee

hey know the service station's right here
just be careful when you get up
don't be leakin' out..i'm scared enough now, baby
don't be hangin' 'round...hit the pot
shift it nice and slow, now
i'm gonna die if there's a spot

so baby, hold on, don't pee
it never will be as clean
if used as a damn latrine
hope you hold on to pee

oh oh...chevron ?...exxon ?, wow
really don't mind all that much
can't you try and hold it, girl ?
oh nice and tough

so baby, hold on, don't pee
we're here at last, you see
one second and you'll be free
hope you hold on to pee

i say...whoa...hold on
i say wow..hold on to it tighter
i just can't believe you now
now you have relieved and how
never thought you'd up and go
i thought you'd hold it tighter

baby, you went and peed
i'm sorry you did that deed
the pressure has now been freed
now my car smells like pee

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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John Barry - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Urine fives form.
2Eagle - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't pee in my SUV - that sounds like a mom with kids in the car.
alvin rhodes - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks john and 2eagle
Rick C - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
You need therapee! Great job alvin. 555
AFW - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
What kind of car was that, a Lincoln Incontence, or a Pee T Cruiser?
Stuart McArthur - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
d'oh, JAB took the obvious one - is this a parowee or a paropee? (I need a lie-down) - 555
The Charnstar - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
HAHAHA WHOA! This is funni, all 5's ... I'm the only one without a good pun :'( Someone write a really great pun and say it's by me... I'll be your friend? Come on... Anyone?.. Fine.. I'll be aloner..... Anyways great song, 5-5-5... I already said that... Alright, I'm over it
alvin rhodes - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks rick AFW stuart and charnstar
Yoidy - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow! Funny as pee! 555
Stephen Harrington - June 30, 2007 - Report this comment
555, excellent.

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