baby, hold on, don't pee
you'll wreck my upholstery
the restroom ain't far, you see
so baby, hold on, don't pee

baby...with those things you've been drinkin'...devoutly
an urge attacks
if its true...i might run some traffic lights
you'll blow soon, i think
you clutch and you writhe now
please just wait now, baby
or else my car i'll have to mop

so baby, hold on, don't pee
whatever you do, don't sneeze
your bladder's too full, you see
hope you hold on to pee

hey baby...you know the service station's right here
just be careful when you get up
don't be leakin' out..i'm scared enough now, baby
don't be hangin' 'round...hit the pot
shift it nice and slow, now
i'm gonna die if there's a spot

so baby, hold on, don't pee
it never will be as clean
if used as a damn latrine
hope you hold on to pee

oh oh...chevron ?...exxon ?, wow
really don't mind all that much
can't you try and hold it, girl ?
oh honey...be nice and tough

so baby, hold on, don't pee
we're here at last, you see
one second and you'll be free
hope you hold on to pee

i say...whoa...hold on
i say wow..hold on to it tighter
i just can't believe you now
now you have relieved and how
never thought you'd up and go
i thought you'd hold it tighter

baby, you went and peed
i'm sorry you did that deed
the pressure has now been freed
now my car smells like pee