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Song Parodies -> "Cafeteria"

Original Song Title:

"Fantasy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Earth, WInd & Fire

Parody Song Title:

"Cafeteria"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

(sfx: bell ringing) It's Lunch time!
All students have a place, to line up is the space
To the noon time experience of Lunch day
Take a line, single file, in the cafeteria
Pay your lunch, and you are on your way

Let's eat our lunch together, until the bell is ringing
We won't be back to classes 'til one

Once you're in the busy place, it's time to stuff your face
Picking entrees is just what you're doing
Take a line, single file, in the cafeteria
Pay your lunch, and you are on your way

Let's eat our lunch together, until the bell is ringing
We won't be back to classes 'til one

Food fight hysteria, in the big cafeteria
Lunch time, in the area
Tell your mom to bring some good lunch money

All nerds will explore together, all jocks, they mix in, forever
Foriegn, will be there together, at lunch

12 o'clock, time to rock, in the old cafeteria
being by mass hysteria, stay in line, tell the lady what you need to eat
You will find, at lunch time, sloppy joes and pizza, too
and some snacks, maybe 1 or 2
And some milk, to make your body feel new
As you stay for the day, It's what they have in store for you
Eat your lunch until the time is through

(sfx: bell ringing)

It's another sunny day, And it's lunch time, yes it's true
As you walk, with the books in your hand, as you walk away
past noon, keep walking and say
Lunch time, Yes, lunch time, is on the way

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Syncronos - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I must say...this is the first Earth Wind and Fire parody I've seen on this site! Kudos to you for thinking of this!
Spaff.com - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I love the original (Is it safe to admit that?) and there are some great ideas in this. I particularly like the "12 o'clock..." stanza.

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