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Song Parodies -> "Seasons"

Original Song Title:

"Reasons"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Earth, Wind, & Fire

Parody Song Title:

"Seasons"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

Do you have allergies, in pretty much every season? Then this one goes out to you.
Intro: Ahhhh chooooo….

Verse 1: Now, my poor nose is runnin’
And I feel
The sneezes comin’
So here is the deal
I’ve got allergies to reveal
Whoa and I’m so darn congested
Coughing each night
Wheezing infested
My chest feels so tight
Rest is suggested
In a snot fight

Chorus: Seasons!
The seasons make me sneeze
The seasons make me wheeze
And coughing a-won’t ever cease
Oh!

Verse 2: And!
After Nasonex
Has been sprayed
All of my symptoms
Have just gone away
Then all those seasons start to change

Ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah (Ah choo…)
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah

Bridge: After every season goes
(Every season goes)
They wreak havoc on my nose
(They wreak havoc on my nose!)
After every seasons done…
After every seasons done is always so close!
(No….)

Verse 3: I’m longing for relief
For my eyes
Too red to believe
Looks like I got high
Maybe! Oooo… Maybe….

Chorus: Yeah! Seasons!
The seasons make me sneeze
The seasons make me wheeze
And coughing a-won’t ever cease (The won’t ever cease!)

Verse 4: And!
Antihistamines I must take
Cause all my symptoms
To just be erased
And all the seasons will not faze
And, in the morning when I rise
No longer feeling allergized
For no reasons, the seasons, the seasons
Have lost drive!

Bridge: After many medicines
(After many medicines!)
No more season woes again
(No more season woes again!)
No more sneezin’ or wheezin’
(None again!)
Tissues thrown in bins!

Outro: Hey yeah…
Yeah…
Whoa yeah…
Yeah…
Oh baby…
I’m no longer sneezin’
‘Til my meds all disappear
I defy seasons!
No more tissues or vapor rub
Vapor rub makes me start heavin’
And I sleep through the night
I beat the seasons! Can I squeeze ya, real tight?
Beat all the seasons!
Baby yeah…
Can’t fight the tears…
June 12, 2012. Please rate and COMMENT! :)

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