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Original Song Title:

"Hotel California"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Playground Balmy Fertile"

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The Lyrics

Somewhere in the warm waters of an unknown sea there is a playground. The playground is warm and balmy and a fertile place for laughter and fun. But as you may know on every playground there lurks a bully looking for the next victim who doesn't give them their due respect and adoration. And after awhile people just stop coming to the playground at all.
In the park on a bright day playing with some thread
What hell can be lurking bring us down with big head
Up ahead it's a new dance I see the words come to light
My head grew heavy at the sight of this
It was yet another slight
Wonder how many more played
It was too hard to tell
And I was thinking what the heck
There could be so many so hidden so well
Then I looked up a comment and it showed me a way
There were voices you could not ignore
I think it's time to play

Welcome to the playground: balmy, fertile
Looking for a fight
Balmy grabs the light
Scarcely much room at the playground: balmy, fertile
If you don't endear you'll get slammed in here

A mind gets selfishly centered and got the make-believe friends
We got a lot of robot puppet toys and they can bend
How they dance on the playground cute little pets
Some dance to enable some dance to comment

So just ring up a chugger
Please I need a wine
And say: I haven't proper worship here and none are good as mine
And make those voices to point to that fine display
Make them up in the middle of the night
They can show the way

Welcome to the playground: balmy, fertile
Such a lovely farce
Such a wordy parse
Be living it up at the playground: balmy, fertile
What a big surprise make some alibis

Queerer than the feeling
They slink around at night
And who said: These slugs don't comprehend my wit they have brains like lice
And in the actors chamber
The madness never ceased
With all the puppets dealing fives
And the comments can't be beat

Bad thing for the peasants, because
They'll just take some more
Don't want to find a stab in back
And this place they'll see no more
Retract or you'll get banned
The arrogant can deceive
Incognito comments all the time
And lots of net I.P.'s
Any similarity to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

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