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Song Parodies -> "WoW Player"

Original Song Title:

"Desperado"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"WoW Player"

Parody Written by:

VooDooVonz

The Lyrics

Sound familiar. If you play it or know someone that does. This song is for them.
WoW player, why don't you come to your senses?
You been out leveling and questing for so long now
Oh, you're a noobie
I know that you got your reasons
The guild is counting on you
To get a high strength

Don' you go near those necros, boy
They'll beat your ass under a table
You know the Spirit Walkers is always your best bet

Now it seems to me, some fine loot
Have been given by your guild mates
But you only want good shit that you can't get

WoW player, oh, you ain't gettin' no younger
Your wife and kids have all left you home alone
And freedom, oh freedom well, that's just your ignorance talking
Your wife is divorcing you for a game you brought home

Don't your boss get mad when your not on time?
The dog is starved and the cat just died
It's hard to find the time to just sit and play
You're loosin' all your family and friends
Ain't it funny how the game passes time away?

World of Warcraft player, why don't you come to your senses?
Log off your computer, and walk away
It may be boring but there's a real life out there for you
You better delete your account now, before it's too late
WoW nuff said.

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